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  • cw_
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    Originally posted by Murdock View Post

    MMP served its purpose... I’m now free to roam SG
    How pointless... and sad. Congratulations?

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  • Murdock
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    Originally posted by Sasquatch View Post

    Speaking of which, how is Murdy's mosh pit?

    Did te viagra ad bots finally generate the traffic you were begging for? It's pretty sad your top poster is "viagra.com" for that limp dick of a board.
    MMP served its purpose... I’m now free to roam SG

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  • rancidmilko
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    Originally posted by Saint Martini View Post

    Spelling Nazi on top of a rl one
    I'm not a nazi, but I'd build an oven just for you

    Have you cleaned that bathroom yet, Slobtini?

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  • Sasquatch
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    Originally posted by Murdock View Post

    All of it... when I fall off the wagon again, you better hide your minuscule balls or they will be nonexistent.

    I meant GODS you epic fucktard.... and you’re the one who just compared yourself to the aged Joey... I was thinking more along the lines of Amy Fisher because Dove was such a well known piece of internet a$$ before your nose dive in the salmon sammich resulted in the most protested and dispised romance turned rivalry forums have ever seen.

    I suggest you go back to your delusional blatherings about all this quality young ass you’re getting...

    Fuckboys are keeping me entertained while I wait for Oak to put you in a padded room with a straightjacket. 98 is my favorite vintage these days bwahahahhahah

    To think it was you & Oak, two sorry assfucks, who were fighting about who should be allowed to post at MMP that have now teamed up... the bottom of the barrel scrapings aren’t what they used to be....
    Speaking of which, how is Murdy's mosh pit?

    Did te viagra ad bots finally generate the traffic you were begging for? It's pretty sad your top poster is "viagra.com" for that limp dick of a board.

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  • Murdock
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    Originally posted by Saint Martini View Post
    The only time you hear cougar is while your at a zoo and a cage got lose. Who the fuck are you trying to kid?


    You should have said "odds", as in you have good odds at a gay bar picking up the only drunk straight guy who mistook the place for a straight club.

    But Gods? God's punished straight guys for giving life to an idiot like you whos head no doubt sounds like a fucking spray paint can shaking when you walk in heels, thighs so thick they look like loaves of bread stapled to your torso, and a waist so butterfied if stretch pants could talk they would cry for help if they saw you gallop towards them.

    If you bent over in a field to smell a flower ppl would think you were fucking grazing.

    Your no "cougar", your a beat up buick.



    My nipples look like this?



    My nipples look like an elderly man?

    How much of the bottle did you drink?
    All of it... when I fall off the wagon again, you better hide your minuscule balls or they will be nonexistent.

    I meant GODS you epic fucktard.... and you’re the one who just compared yourself to the aged Joey... I was thinking more along the lines of Amy Fisher because Dove was such a well known piece of internet a$$ before your nose dive in the salmon sammich resulted in the most protested and dispised romance turned rivalry forums have ever seen.

    I suggest you go back to your delusional blatherings about all this quality young ass you’re getting...

    Fuckboys are keeping me entertained while I wait for Oak to put you in a padded room with a straightjacket. 98 is my favorite vintage these days bwahahahhahah

    To think it was you & Oak, two sorry assfucks, who were fighting about who should be allowed to post at MMP that have now teamed up... the bottom of the barrel scrapings aren’t what they used to be....

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  • Arugula Flatulence
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    I'm not in the bait of checking gas station toilets on an annual basis, much less a daily one, so I wouldn't know. You may also infer from that that I'm similarly not in the habit of checking in on Smegmarama Gooberz either. I recommend you practice good hygiene if you're in the habit of checking that turd.

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  • Regina George
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    they still have not fixed that fucking site. not saying i care but i did want to check if poor lotus bud was still there, in the barn. with my settings you have to confirm you want to proceed (unsafe) after each post click. it's too much work and makes you feel dirty.

    it's a lot like checking a gas station toilet each day to see if that shit someone took 3 days ago is still floating in there or did someone finally flush it.

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  • Arugula Flatulence
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    Originally posted by Regina George View Post
    the unrenewed security certificate was a blessing in disguise. it allowed people to detox from SG's tard crew and seek out better forums.

    what does it mean to be free when we fail to unchain the bonds that shackle us to a handful of damaged goods?
    Shen Li's erection gets a blistering workout?

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  • Regina George
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    the unrenewed security certificate was a blessing in disguise. it allowed people to detox from SG's tard crew and seek out better forums.

    what does it mean to be free when we fail to unchain the bonds that shackle us to a handful of damaged goods?

    looks like things have settled back down at rejected too, mel is back and great threads like "my farts smell horrific " are being posted once again

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  • Arugula Flatulence
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    Has she? That's nice, I don't imagine it will last without a lot of hard work (and a couple of pallets of barf bags) if her track record with THE MOR0N and Fash were any guide. I'm sure Martini is equal to the task.

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  • cw_
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    Speaking of drama, Martini, and world peace: How bout that new complimentary free forum he's got? That's the bomb. Finally, casket has found her level.

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  • Arugula Flatulence
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    Yeah, well don't expect to find me cheering if Jersey Gurl can't figure out the business end of a Clag brush to stick it all back together.

  • Vitriol
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    When I said "whatever" I meant "whatever".
    I don't do teams, or sides, or drama at all if I can avoid it.
    It's a waste of energy.

    The site will either be fixed or it won't and whichever it is the world will keep turning.

    /shrug

  • Arugula Flatulence
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    You can relax Vit, any "pleasure" I derive from writing is in the act itself, not who gets to enjoy it, or is riled by it or whatever other extant condition anyone wishes to shoehorn in as a possible contributing factor. I certainly don't find any pleasure out of dealing with the sorts of gutter level garbage that someone like Martini insists I am "complimenting" by devoting keystrokes to - that is an unfortunate necessity bequeathed me by tenure and a reputation that was cast for me be people long since "run out of the game" by the banality of those whose whose presence they defended.

    Just how you get "enjoyment" on my part out of my demands Jersey Gurl get his shit together on the SG question defies description. Maybe you've been told that's my angle, but you certainly never heard it from me and I doubt you could adequately argue it from pure logic based on what I've expressed. Maybe if I were chanting "die in a fire" at every opportunity, except I haven't done that. I see a need to that shithole (or something like it) to exist, as odious as conglomerating that sewer of turds is in one respect, keeping it all in the one place has definite merit and if Muffcabbage did anything worth noting, it was to do all the hard work of roping the cattle in there. And through a level of incompetence even THE MOR0N could scoff at, Jersey Gurl is fucking all that up. The cunt needs to stop dragging his heels on it and fix the damned thing, stat.

    Fix. The fucking. Site. And if you've got any problem with my mentioning of its excesses...



    Bitching to me for commenting on topics others keep dragging in here is the sort of pissweak act I expect from the brain damaged and I'm not going to self censor based on the kinds of leftist tomfuckery that insists on attempting to shame people out of topics they don't want specific people talking about while they enjoy free rein to paint it in any colour they like in their presence. Not gonna happen, so if it's painful for you lot to have it drop punted up your mocha mudslides then maybe you try being the "better man" for once and stop looking to me to do what so many of you have failed to do. Frankly, the constant merry-go-round of mewling disgusts me, coming as it does from supposed adults, in its absence I'd barely have any reason to comment at all. And have proven this as recently as this last month at Van4um where it wasn't being trotted out just so eagerly slavering cock holsters could vomit up their condom casseroles of obsession claims whenever I so much as looked at it.

    I didn't create this problem, it is therefore not my problem. You fix it, or accept it as part of the background noise as I have done.

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