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    #31
    Originally posted by Saint Martini View Post
    The meltdown queen is here.
    So...Oak, Dovey, Flea and Murdock are here?

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      #32
      I haven't seen Flea unless she's wearing a pretty good disguise.

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        #33
        Only junky Dovey and turdy murdy are here. Haven't heard Oak moo'ing in the background anywhere, and Flea is just over at BC ankle humping the peanut gallery over there.

        I got nothing against flea, but I think she needs to divorce her feelings from her decision making and use more critical thinking in her decisions, because that flaw of hers has made her an easy target for scumbags to take advantage of her and make some extremely questionable choices. I've seen her have moments of clarity that shows me that is possible for her, but those times are too far and too few than the emotional kneejerk ones.

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          #34
          In other news: HC Trouble has leveled up by changing the avatar from the default one. (That's a hidden achievement on FT.)
          <a href=https://i.imgur.com/qyqyl35.jpg target=_blank>https://i.imgur.com/qyqyl35.jpg</a>

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            #35
            Originally posted by cw_ View Post
            In other news: HC Trouble has leveled up by changing the avatar from the default one. (That's a hidden achievement on FT.)
            Get that man a cookie...

            ...but don't waste any of the good ones.
            In the back of the pantry there should be some fig newtons that are past their use-by dates but aren't too fuzzy yet.

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                #37
                Originally posted by cw_ View Post
                (This one had a typo)
                Making it perfect for Tribble whose entire forum career is based on making people think:
                "That boy isn't quite right, is he?"
                Well done indeed.

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                  #38
                  flea should have hired obi as tech guy then she could have deleted that site properly and if those so called "friends" of hers wanted it they would have had to make a new one.

                  dove resembles a blown out joan crawford covered in wire hangers screaming, " at least SG has fractals!"

                  that's a cecil demille level fail.

                  murdy looks like jaba the hut, lounging at SG and eating chocolate covered tampons.

                  all the hollywood hacks could not write a more pathetic ending to sg than that.

                  remember, you guys are welcome to post at sg! you are also welcome to post at the rusty razor blade collectors forum too.

                  EMBARRASSING!

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                  • Regina George
                    Regina George commented
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                    if any of your friends want some free sg accounts, i saw some people giving them away at Bastard Factory. LOL!

                  • Arugula Flatulence
                    Arugula Flatulence commented
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                    I wouldn't even take a paid position there, why the fuck would I bother with a free one?

                  #39
                  Here's the thing (and man, I knew there was a thing in this somewhere), the constant assurances that we are "welcome to post at forum X" are only worthwhile for as long as an interest has been expressed in doing so. Say by dint of taking the time to... oh, I don't know... actually register at the fucking place first and only if after registration there appears to be some question about whether or not further involvement is required and what form that might take. I do NOT need to be told I am "welcome to post" at a freak show full of feces smearing nappyheads armed with typing wands and bare enough braincells to exercise them when I wouldn't even wipe my arse on the registration form.

                  The knowledge is worthless to me. Granted, I too have said people are welcome to post here, however that was in conjunction with the explicit assertion that this forum was not interested one way or the other as to whether they did so, largely due to this forum being an experimental testbed for whatsoever it's owner chose to do with it as opposed to functioning as a hugbox-cum-gloryhole like SG that roams the countryside demanding everyone post to satisfy some bunch of wet behind the ears losers with no real life friends or family or any prospects of getting laid in real life.I also bother to appraise people they are welcome to NOT post here - usually the people I am talking to are complete n00bs who are operating under the assumption that their randomly mashed keystrokes are the be-all and end-all reason for this forum's existence. It isn't.

                  What I haven't done is register at every forum in a five thousand petabyte radius for the purposes of mooing endlessly at the natives that there is a welcome mat here on the offchance they'd seen it already and said "ohh, that surely wouldn't apply to us". Yes, I am aware SG is desperate for posters. No, I am not interested in participating. I wasn't interested in participating back when the place was getting going, I wasn't interested when it was tearing itself apart with its mongoloid death cage matches against those who didn't give it its full and undivided obeisance, I'm not interested now that it's largely driven off everyone with half a brain who finally cottoned on to its prime function as a vehicle to boss them about and shitcan them when they didn't jump when they were told to.

                  Not. Interested. Welcome or not, I am NOT interested... and the pathetic marketing strategies of those desperately trying to drum up interest in the Cool Kids corner of the playground holds even less lure for me than those who had already dipped their tootsies in it and found it wanting.

                  But by all means do fix that fucking site. Just because so many have already decided it's surplus to their requirements, it doesn't necessarily follow that every last internet user on the planet is done with it. You might very well find a few Viagrabots that haven't totally given up on your asses yet.

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                  • Arugula Flatulence
                    Arugula Flatulence commented
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                    You can relax Vit, any "pleasure" I derive from writing is in the act itself, not who gets to enjoy it, or is riled by it or whatever other extant condition anyone wishes to shoehorn in as a possible contributing factor. I certainly don't find any pleasure out of dealing with the sorts of gutter level garbage that someone like Martini insists I am "complimenting" by devoting keystrokes to - that is an unfortunate necessity bequeathed me by tenure and a reputation that was cast for me be people long since "run out of the game" by the banality of those whose whose presence they defended.

                    Just how you get "enjoyment" on my part out of my demands Jersey Gurl get his shit together on the SG question defies description. Maybe you've been told that's my angle, but you certainly never heard it from me and I doubt you could adequately argue it from pure logic based on what I've expressed. Maybe if I were chanting "die in a fire" at every opportunity, except I haven't done that. I see a need to that shithole (or something like it) to exist, as odious as conglomerating that sewer of turds is in one respect, keeping it all in the one place has definite merit and if Muffcabbage did anything worth noting, it was to do all the hard work of roping the cattle in there. And through a level of incompetence even THE MOR0N could scoff at, Jersey Gurl is fucking all that up. The cunt needs to stop dragging his heels on it and fix the damned thing, stat.

                    Fix. The fucking. Site. And if you've got any problem with my mentioning of its excesses...



                    Bitching to me for commenting on topics others keep dragging in here is the sort of pissweak act I expect from the brain damaged and I'm not going to self censor based on the kinds of leftist tomfuckery that insists on attempting to shame people out of topics they don't want specific people talking about while they enjoy free rein to paint it in any colour they like in their presence. Not gonna happen, so if it's painful for you lot to have it drop punted up your mocha mudslides then maybe you try being the "better man" for once and stop looking to me to do what so many of you have failed to do. Frankly, the constant merry-go-round of mewling disgusts me, coming as it does from supposed adults, in its absence I'd barely have any reason to comment at all. And have proven this as recently as this last month at Van4um where it wasn't being trotted out just so eagerly slavering cock holsters could vomit up their condom casseroles of obsession claims whenever I so much as looked at it.

                    I didn't create this problem, it is therefore not my problem. You fix it, or accept it as part of the background noise as I have done.

                  • Vitriol
                    Vitriol commented
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                    When I said "whatever" I meant "whatever".
                    I don't do teams, or sides, or drama at all if I can avoid it.
                    It's a waste of energy.

                    The site will either be fixed or it won't and whichever it is the world will keep turning.

                    /shrug

                  • Arugula Flatulence
                    Arugula Flatulence commented
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                    Yeah, well don't expect to find me cheering if Jersey Gurl can't figure out the business end of a Clag brush to stick it all back together.

                  #40
                  Speaking of drama, Martini, and world peace: How bout that new complimentary free forum he's got? That's the bomb. Finally, casket has found her level.
                  <a href=https://i.imgur.com/qyqyl35.jpg target=_blank>https://i.imgur.com/qyqyl35.jpg</a>

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                    #41
                    Has she? That's nice, I don't imagine it will last without a lot of hard work (and a couple of pallets of barf bags) if her track record with THE MOR0N and Fash were any guide. I'm sure Martini is equal to the task.

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                      #42
                      the unrenewed security certificate was a blessing in disguise. it allowed people to detox from SG's tard crew and seek out better forums.

                      what does it mean to be free when we fail to unchain the bonds that shackle us to a handful of damaged goods?

                      looks like things have settled back down at rejected too, mel is back and great threads like "my farts smell horrific " are being posted once again

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                        #43
                        Originally posted by Regina George View Post
                        the unrenewed security certificate was a blessing in disguise. it allowed people to detox from SG's tard crew and seek out better forums.

                        what does it mean to be free when we fail to unchain the bonds that shackle us to a handful of damaged goods?
                        Shen Li's erection gets a blistering workout?

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                          #44
                          they still have not fixed that fucking site. not saying i care but i did want to check if poor lotus bud was still there, in the barn. with my settings you have to confirm you want to proceed (unsafe) after each post click. it's too much work and makes you feel dirty.

                          it's a lot like checking a gas station toilet each day to see if that shit someone took 3 days ago is still floating in there or did someone finally flush it.

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                            #45
                            I'm not in the bait of checking gas station toilets on an annual basis, much less a daily one, so I wouldn't know. You may also infer from that that I'm similarly not in the habit of checking in on Smegmarama Gooberz either. I recommend you practice good hygiene if you're in the habit of checking that turd.

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