So lemme get this straight....

[Blurt]

(Drops mic)

Martino, you keep dropping the mic.

I'm starting to believe Dovey when she says you have an aversion to washing your hands. Washing your hands is important, though, when your fingers are still covered in anal lube and fecal matter. Washing your hands prevents you from dropping the mic as you announce to the world that you just finger-banged yourself again.

Wash your hands, dude.

[Murdock]

It’s a sad day in Flametown when the self-proclaimed icon taps out and goes into full-blown hiding. Will this new forum be fully equipped with paranoid delusions and public viewing lockdowns?

Or are you naive enough to believe we don’t see that Teeny~Weenie can’t survive on a forum without an admin in his back pocket to manipulate?

[Arugula Flatulence]

...there's a limited number of people for whom the learning curve is not insurmountable and few of them who actually have engaging content to populate it with...any monkey can fist out a YAS on a keyboard and chortle to the unwashed masses that they were the ones to "run off" a champion when said champion says "TLTBW"...fifteen years ago saw people wearing the moniker "tard" as a badge of honour, why wouldn't they be willing to regard their "duller than day old dishwater" status as an attribute and not a liability today?

And still the arena dries up, and begging to amalgamate it all into one convenient goldfishbowl is their go-to... and cannot understand why few enough can be bothered to accommodate them.

.

[Murdock]

I’ve seen the invitation to Teeny’s new imaginary forum. It’s a BYOB (bring your own bandwidth) kinda party.... that cheap fuck.

[Misaki Nakahara]

SG, aka, welcome to the panic room.

they need to focus on doing whatever the fuck they are doing over there and stop worrying about what KM's board will or will not look like.

[Misaki Nakahara]

Dad said we shouldn't post our boobs anymore. He did offer to buy that shit Stomping Grounds website for us, but we refused, aside from the significant lack of intelligence exhibited there, I wouldn't be able to give it away, and therefore have to delete it. Dear sister, punctuation, why are you so unfavorable to using it, does it have anything to do with anime?

[Misaki Nakahara]

that will confuse people. good job it logged me out.

[Arugula Flatulence]

I’ve seen the invitation to Teeny’s new imaginary forum. It’s a BYOB (bring your own bandwidth) kinda party.... that cheap fuck.

What do you care? He's already as good as retracted his invitation for you to join him, it's not as if you have to dip into the Mudpit fund to strut your stuff for anyone he does convince to join him.

I'm not going there either. Whether he's making people pay for the privilege or not makes no bones for me. I imagine the only reason it would be otherwise was if I actively wanted him to Fail and I'm simply not that invested in his efforts in that direction to invest any of my own.

I kinda wonder why you would be. Sour grapes perhaps? Is now a good time to remind you of your unsolicited advice to me on your first outing on this board all those months ago?

[Murdock]

You’re too lazy to register at any other forum.... yet you read everything. I’m equally as confused by you, Cunty.

I came back because I was asked too, Reggie. I have always rallied for the overall success and survival of forum communities.... even FT. I’m not sure how long I’ll be around this time... but lumping me into the responsibility of SG is like making me responsible for the success or demise of every forum out there that I haven’t actively posted on. Your one liners about me and MMP are hilariously funny tho.... so, I might just stick around for a bit.

[Arugula Flatulence]

You’re too lazy to register at any other forum....

Oh am I just? And just what exactly do you base this fallacy on? My reluctance to register at your shithole? Derpy's? Fash's?

yet you read everything.

As untrue as your previous statement. There was a ton of stuff I did not read at your forum before it closed (much of it Viagra and Cialis spam) and I don't make a habit of getting out to the other two aforementioned hovels either.

I’m equally as confused by you, Cunty.

Try some of your famous empathetic inference, see how that works for you.

I came back because I was asked me too, Reggie. I have always rallied for the overall success and survival of forum communities.... even FT. I’m not sure how long I’ll be around this time... but lumping me into the responsibility of SG is like making me responsible for the success or demise of every forum out there that I haven’t actively posted on. Your one liners about me and MMP are hilariously funny tho.... so, I might just stick around for a bit.

Was there anything in there which explicitly required you to care about communities you weren't invited to though? That is effectively what you are actively working against in the person of Martini's forum, is it not?

No?

So I ask you again...dumbass... why do you care?

[Murdock]

Oh am I just? And just what exactly do you base this fallacy on? My reluctance to register at your shithole? Derpy's? Fash's?


As untrue as your previous statement. There was a ton of stuff I did not read at your forum before it closed (much of it Viagra and Cialis spam) and I don't make a habit of getting out to the other two aforementioned hovels either.


Try some of your famous empathetic inference, see how that works for you.


Was there anything in there which explicitly required you to care about communities you weren't invited to though? That is effectively what you are actively working against in the person of Martini's forum, is it not?

No?

So I ask you again...dumbass... why do you care?

You’re insinuating that I have some vested emotional interest... perhaps the error is yours.

[Arugula Flatulence]

You’re insinuating that I have some vested emotional interest... perhaps the error is yours.

Insinuating be damned, I am outright asking you why you care. And you are running from the question, for all the world as if you are... ashamed... of caring.

Stop caring. Let it go. Wasn't that your advice to me on all things Muffcabbage when you first fronted here and looking to drive further comment on the topic for shits and giggles? Try practicing what you preach for once, numbnuts.

[Murdock]

Insinuating be damned, I am outright asking you why you care. And you are running from the question, for all the world as if you are... ashamed... of caring.

Stop caring. Let it go. Wasn't that your advice to me on all things Muffcabbage when you first fronted here and looking to drive further comment on the topic for shits and giggles? Try practicing what you preach for once, numbnuts.

Yes, but you’re not capable of having a normal reaction. You’ve damaged your brain and its ability to produce seratonin, which has resulted in the early onset of curmudgeon. Twap is 147 and isn’t this crotchety.

A traumatic major life event has probably resulted in your functioning with clinical depression right now. In any event, I realize this isn’t about me.

[Arugula Flatulence]

Yes, but you’re not capable of having a normal reaction.

And this excuses you from having one how exactly? More to the point, what exactly separates my occasional comments about Sperging Gaonadz and its emotional cripples and your apparent pathological desire to burn Martini's forum to cinders before it's even open yet?

I can see this is a line of reasoning you are desperate to avoid. You don't like being called for your own garbage. Stiff, you practically handed this angle of attack to me on a silver platter over a year ago, so I'm using it. Don't like it? Accept this forum is not what you've been so desperately trying to cast it as since you were brainwashed into it by your butthurt trannie and his sugar momma and move along.

Or remain and subject yourself to more ridicule from yours truly, I don't mind either way.

Twap is 147 and isn’t this crotchety.

I'm a third of his age and acting it. In another hundred years I expect to be as much of a softcock as TWAP is today.

A traumatic major life event has probably resulted in your functioning with clinical depression right now.

Curmudgeonliness is acceptable at age fifty, just ask Henry Rollins. Men are not only allowed to be like this at my age, they are in fact expected to be and I am quite enjoying smacking fucktards like you to the mat with unrestrained sarcasm. Deal with it.

In any event, I realize this isn’t about me.

You're certainly going out of your way in your desperation to make it so, now that you have exposed yourself for being so bitchy about not being included in Martini's circle. Probably has everything to do with Muffcabbage reportedly being happy to leave Sperging Gumnutz in the lurch and joining him, I shouldn't wonder. Arguable it's the best outcome she might have hoped for, after her so-called friends there went out of their way to fuck her over for their own amusement. Martini as best I can tell wasn't in the habit of playing on her emotions and insecurities for points scoring against third parties.


But hey I'm not the one who's pretending to be an empath here, I'm just applying cold logic to what I've seen. Which, as you have observed, has caught you with your knickers down around your ankles and tripping over the greenich ichor dripping labial folds that nobody wants to fuck. Ho hum.