The SG Paradox.

[Blandscape]

I always thought of you more as a 'Vindictus Invictus Diorama', without the high pitched screams and drama of a 999 call.

[Vitty]

Dibs on "Al Fract" and "Lupi Fugazi."

LoL
At the moment I'm leaning toward "Endredth Truant".

[Blurt]

Maybe it's time for me to retire the "Vitriol" moniker?
It's rarely accurate anymore and it would give me an excuse to whip up a fresh batch of banners and avatars.
That should keep me out of trouble for a couple days or even longer if I'm lucky.

Yes... that's definitely something to consider.

Dibs on "Al Fract" and "Lupi Fugazi."

[Blandscape]

If Blandscape posts a falling post count in the woods, and there is no-one there to read it, does it really exist?


Simply ask Foxy, Joo, Lokmar, Dovey, Twatty Von Nobody's Dad, and the combined brass band of the Royal Highland Fusiliers

[Arugula Flatulence]

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Sorry about your penis.

[Blandscape]

Why, when you are always here to hear me? Always.

[Misaki Nakahara]

feel free to talk to yourself.....might do you good

[Blandscape]

I hear the Blandscape handle is free, and no longer required by its former owner.

It owned you.

[Vitty]

You should keep your BH designation.

I was already 'Vitriol' when BH happened.
Something of a genuine antique, this nym o' mine.
Once it's retired I think I'll take it to a flea market and see if I can trade it for an amusing piece of chipped pottery.
I can always use another ashtray around the place.

[Arugula Flatulence]

Yeah, nobody else seems to care for it either. No matter, whebever you settle on something new, you know who to call.

[Vitty]

Tempting... lulz
But nah.
As proud as I would be to wear it, it's a used garment and I think I'm ready for something new.

[Arugula Flatulence]

Maybe it's time for me to retire the "Vitriol" moniker?
It's rarely accurate anymore and it would give me an excuse to whip up a fresh batch of banners and avatars.
That should keep me out of trouble for a couple days or even longer if I'm lucky.

Yes... that's definitely something to consider.

Do I borrow a nym from the works of Pratchett or Adams?
Should I cogitate on some favorite movies/series and select a nym from one of their cast lists?

Hmm.
Since I haven't had a new nym in years (decades?) it ought to be more significant than merely plucking one off a page.

A slight variation on a historical/literary/etc. name except turn it into an anagram that also oddly seems to fit?

Now we're getting somewhere.

I hear the Blandscape handle is free, and no longer required by its former owner.

[Blandscape]

We should be in our allotments V growing cannabis or having sexual relations with home grown watermelons. Now that would be an achievement.

I have had to use a monicker here that has been banded from the following British Press publications. The Scotsman, The Daily Mail, The Daily Express, The Sun, The Star and most notably considering I am of a liberal bent, The Guardian. That was simply for reminding a columnist that accepting that the State of Israel has committed war crimes, is not anti-semitic.

You should keep your BH designation. I cannot think of a better man to still utilise its well earned heritage.

[Vitty]

Maybe it's time for me to retire the "Vitriol" moniker?
It's rarely accurate anymore and it would give me an excuse to whip up a fresh batch of banners and avatars.
That should keep me out of trouble for a couple days or even longer if I'm lucky.

Yes... that's definitely something to consider.

Do I borrow a nym from the works of Pratchett or Adams?
Should I cogitate on some favorite movies/series and select a nym from one of their cast lists?

Hmm.
Since I haven't had a new nym in years (decades?) it ought to be more significant than merely plucking one off a page.

A slight variation on a historical/literary/etc. name except turn it into an anagram that also oddly seems to fit?

Now we're getting somewhere.

[Blandscape]

True.
But here's to more "hey, I remember that" and less "aww jeeze, not that shit again".
Despite some opinions to the contrary there actually is a difference.



As much as anywhere although these days that's not saying much. Heh

I only remember things that upset my opposition, and always create a difference that only some can see. I would quite happily troll myself to find an outlet for my bland realisation that I am only like you, me and everyone else here. Too old and too stupid to realise that we should be doing something even less worthwhile.

I am Blandscape, I called myself that because I am a realist. I post to make myself feel worse about how much worse I can make others feel.

It's all the same old shit again and again and again.

Tickling Twatty's belly is easier than prodding Flea with a metaphor or a simile, while playing the harpsichord with a finger that I got Dovey to post to me.

It all ends up filed in the same old place. Heh!