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  • Filthmuck
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    Originally posted by Mudcock View Post

    Corona has taken many things from
    me... the worst of which is the ability to hear WAP in a club while I’m on a dance floor in 4” stilettos basking in the sweet sweat of all the pretty gay boys *pouts*
    Buy yourself a tip controlled vibrator, throw a couple of hundred dollars at Agni for an account and a Seamajor styled avatar and start throwing words like "twink", "bear" and "blurt" at the search window, you'll get what you require.


    Probably.

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  • Murdock
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    Originally posted by Vitriol View Post

    I only wish the answer was "yes" but it's 2020 and suffering is what we do now.
    Corona has taken many things from
    me... the worst of which is the ability to hear WAP in a club while I’m on a dance floor in 4” stilettos basking in the sweet sweat of all the pretty gay boys *pouts*

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  • Vitty
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    So you just leave it in the grinder while you're having a wank? I mean sure but you still ought to be covering it before the moment of release or, you know, the thing. Unless you *like* brewing it up? Eww.

  • Madcow Klitzgasm
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    I grind what I need as I go....

  • Vitty
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    Originally posted by Madcow Klitzgasm View Post
    Vital gets caffeine injection erections and wanks off to Folgers and Maxwell House commercials....
    I hate commercials and avoid them whenever possible.
    Luckily just the aroma of fresh ground coffee is enough to bring me to completion.
    Pro tip: make sure you put the lid back on the jar first though or clean-up gets complicated.

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  • Murdock
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    Originally posted by Dovey View Post
    I actually find it rather poetic that MMP....Murdys board....climaxed with a wave of boner pill ads.

    It's kinda perfect.
    I love it when the Universe is ironic EL OH ELZ

    I’ve still got the rocking troll cock collection file

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  • Blurt
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    Beats flickin' yer bean to Tetley tea bags, though.

  • Madcow Klitzgasm
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    Vital gets caffeine injection erections and wanks off to Folgers and Maxwell House commercials....

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  • Vitty
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    Originally posted by Blurt View Post
    Another thread about King Martini, Dove, and Viagra.

    Haven't we suffered enough already?
    I only wish the answer was "yes" but it's 2020 and suffering is what we do now.

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  • Blurt
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    Another thread about King Martini, Dove, and Viagra.

    Haven't we suffered enough already?

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  • cw_
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  • Super Chad
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    Moreso anything associated with Murdoch you would need viagra to get up for.

    Just sayin

  • Dovey
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    I'm sayin.

    This bitch has the biggest dick pic collection on earth.

    Site goes down in a hail of viagra lmao

  • Super Chad
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    I agree.

    Art imitates life.

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  • Dovey
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    I actually find it rather poetic that MMP....Murdys board....climaxed with a wave of boner pill ads.

    It's kinda perfect.

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