A new Flame Forum

[Saint Martini]

Yes, I have been kicking around this idea for some time.

As the biggest influencer in this community, it gives me great joy in forecasting that yes, flaming, that bottom of the barrel form of entertainment will once again be making a glorious return.

No, it won't be happening here.
And no, even with Scoundrels begging us talents on his hands and knees, it won't be happening at SG (haw Haw)

Flaming, will once again make it's return at a forum I am creating just for flaming and commentary. Now, I get it, you dolts will be butthurt because many know the second an actual flame forum is live the idiots on most of what's left will run there, especially if my esteemed name is attached to it.

Fear naught, the new forum will be invite only from this community.

See, youze guyzes are fucking creepy. Middle aged dunderheads acting the way you crumbs do isn't a good look and is AIDS to a forum. I am hand picking only the best of the best from this community. That leaves...oh, around 98% of the rabble left to subject themselves to what's left.


And quite honestly, what my forum will be, is a return to Flametown. I have a hard time calling anything right now Flametown because it isn't. It's knock off Nikes. Flametown used to be entertaining, what you plebs fester in isn't.

And the great news?


I have heavy hitters from the YouTube commentary community on board.

There will be a pay for post system from the get go.

There will be no trash from what's left of you idiots allowed there.

Free speech will be 100% allowed.

In this thread, I will update who will be offered an invite from this community and will listen as to who shouldn't ever be allowed on the only flame forum.

As your hero, I will listen.

[Saint Martini]

Benzo;




BOOM!!!

[Regina George]

benzo and flamer are two words that should never be used together. his "content" contribution to the community is being part of the worst fucking laming gang of cretins to ever call themselves "flamers". when you think of unreadable, shit posting, ass kissing, useless fuckheads, you no longer think of KOF, you think of Cuntwankers.

[Saint Martini]

There is no difference between DumbZo and KOF

[Saint Martini]

Murdoch
You might have to start your own forum there, toots

[Saint Martini]

Fox

[Saint Martini]

Flynn

[Saint Martini]

There will also be a "Friday Fall Guys" stream where members can compete for prizes.

25 dollar Amazon gift cards
Signed pictures of yours truly
Invites onto my radio show as a guest

This type of stuff only happens on a forum I run.

[Saint Martini]

TWAP

[cw_]

[Saint Martini]

And finally, TONIGHT will be the first ever Livestream linked by yours truly in this community.

Fortnite- The Nexus Wars
King Martini going for Top 500 in the world

[Regina George]

Nellie Oleson from little house on the fairy. sums up benzo

prissy bitch maid who hides under skirts while "booming" until his asshole prolapses.
has not produced one jot or tittle of anything resembling a coherent post.
archive search for benzo reveals a bunch of tranny porn links.
case closed.
good thing about alt.flame was utter drek like that was killfiled or ignored, these days they are "draw cards". right scoundrel.


ive seen more salt in that dam fall guys steam forum.
GIT GUD!!
but i can't win any crowns with all these twitch streamers and try hards playing now
GIT GUD!
fuck you!
thread locked

[Regina George]

There will also be a "Friday Fall Guys" stream where members can compete for prizes.

25 dollar Amazon gift cards
Signed pictures of yours truly
Invites onto my radio show as a guest

This type of stuff only happens on a forum I run.

these twitch streamers on fall guys are all turning into griefers. even one shot gurl was griefing on slime climb and roll out. she even gave a trigger warning before hand saying she was going to be grabbing and trying to kill off people. WTF!

if i get a game with an usual amount of grabbers i hit the exit game and reque. when i get tail tag, exit. the faster internet connection you have the worse that tail grab shit is, got some laggy fucker using McDonalds level wiifii and he is grabbing my tail from across the room yet I can't grab his when I am practically inside his ass.

hexagone final. your jump button looks like a dirty pimple on a bum's ass after playing that, all you do is jump and hope the game recognizes the jump cause sometimes i press jump and nothing happens. over a minute of people jumping, boring. that jump strategy was started on twitch and everyone uses it now. you won a crown by jumping over 100 times, grats.

[Saint Martini]

Which is why I won't invite any of the tryhards on Twitch unless they are registered members of the forum.

Yes, the forum is happening.

[Madcow Klitzgasm]

Yay me! My nipples are twerking just from the thought of it...

Dare to dream.... dare to dream...

[izabiatch]

good thing about alt.flame was utter drek like that was killfiled or ignored, these days they are "draw cards". right scoundrel.

Am I supposed to fuckin understand that shite?

What the fuck are you twattling about and what are you on kid?

[Vitriol]

What the fuck are you twattling about and what are you on kid?

His drug of choice is called "Nostalgia".
Mulder pines for the good ol' days of 'Fuckhead Cascades', ASCII art, custom headers and *spnak*.

While he's under the influence he just presumes everyone older than 20 was not only on Usenet but hung around in places like alt.flame, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.usenet.kooks, and other such dens of interwurb inequity. It's no use trying to tell him different; he'll just call you an "aNaLfAcE" then meow at you. If you've never before seen that behavior it might be amusing but trust me when I say by the tenth or twelfth repetition it has lost all of its humour.

[izabiatch]

His drug of choice is called "Nostalgia".
Mulder pines for the good ol' days of 'Fuckhead Cascades', ASCII art, custom headers and *spnak*.

While he's under the influence he just presumes everyone older than 20 was not only on Usenet but hung around in places like alt.flame, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.usenet.kooks, and other such dens of interwurb inequity. It's no use trying to tell him different; he'll just call you an "aNaLfAcE" then meow at you. If you've never before seen that behavior it might be amusing but trust me when I say by the tenth or twelfth repetition it has lost all of its humour.

I'm presuming he's stoned as fuck. No other reason I can think of.

Hey. If he needs some weed i've just had 1/2 lb of Cali dropped off.

Do these places really exist or is it fantasy land as per?