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    Re post. I had to overcome shit pics just to find out where SSS went. The section it was posted in was closed to viewing.





    I'm Erin, this is how my date with Sir Super Southern went.





    SSS, you look kinda psycho but your Hellraiser box is neat
    I read your dating ad and would really like to meet
    Your voice sounds like Donald Duck on the telephone
    But I think you have a lot to offer so I am driving to your home.
    You greet me at the door, eyes blood shot and red
    You look like a serial killer, I hope I don't wind up dead
    As I step through the door, you smell my hair
    I am kinda creeped out but act like I don't care
    We then break open a pouch of cheap ass wine
    You show me your fan boy Hellraiser shrine
    This party is getting started, we are having a great time
    Now I want to tell you a secret, don't get mad
    Your breath smells like a rats's ass, it's just that dam bad
    The Axe body spray you wear is a horrible scent
    And why does your head appear to have a dent?
    Sir Southern stares into space like he just farted
    So I rip off his clothes and get the party started
    you look kinda nervous and I take things real slow
    I sprinkle gun powder on your ass and snort it like blow
    Dealing with your genitals is going to be a difficult task
    I put on chain mail gloves and wear a plague mask
    Grabbing your balls, my hand feels so empty
    I begin searching for a penis that I can't see
    I rip out some pubes, hoping to make it appear
    After two hours of searching I give up and ask for a beer.

    No more talking, let's give this date another chance
    I just wanna know, would you like to dance?
    So I sway in place, you stumble like a drunken cow
    I pull you in close and whisper, "I'll be killing you now."
    Sir Southern steps back and out come my blades
    Letting me in was the biggest mistake he ever made
    You let your guard down, hoping for a quick fuck
    Led by your basic instincts, now you're shit out of luck
    Going to stab you in the balls then pick up the pace
    Hop around like a psycho, let your blood decorate my face
    I also slashed that neighbor who was coming in your yard
    He was no fun, but killing you is making my nipples hard
    Sir Southern begins to sweat and his knees go weak
    He crumples like a rag doll and lays at my feet
    Hoping for a delay, SSS begins to pray
    I sharpen my knife and say "It's time to play"
    Close your eyes, this is really going to hurt
    Lots of knife stabs, some jugular vein spurt
    SSS looks at me like this is all a bad dream
    I flash a cute grin and begin to make him scream
    A downward slice and it's off with Sir Southern's dick

    No loss because he never could satisfy a women with it
    He's gushing blood from his gaping crotch hole
    I take a little break and flush his cock down the toilet bowl
    Then it's a slice across the throat and that's all she wrote
    There is so much blood, I don't let it go to waste
    I slowly lick Sir Southern's face and give it a taste
    The sweetness on my tongue leaves me beaming
    It’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming
    Sir Southern slumps and his face grows real pale
    I just killed another self proclaimed alpha male
    Now to clean up and remove my DNA from his nails
    Hope he enjoyed the date, it's time to make my escape

    But I hear sounds in the hall, something is coming my way
    Paws clicking on the floor, tails beginning to sway
    Beautiful poodles, here you are in my arms to stay
    Bandana wearing poodles, they want to lick my face all day
    The poodles are beautiful just the way they are
    They chase away my demons and heal all my scars
    I did not know SSS had such lovely little pets
    Now I feel something I have never felt before, regret
    Things are really grim, maybe I should not have killed him

    I decide that my only choice is to take care of them
    I gently wrap SSS in plastic sheets and we all head to the car

    The poodles have their heads out the window and I feel like a star
    I stop at a huge shopping mall and hide Sir Southern's body inside
    a Chuck E Cheese ball crawl where it's discovered the next day
    when I and the poodles are far, far away. Have a knife day.


















    Erin
    -Psychopathic, don't be so dramatic. We had magic that turned tragic.

    #2
    SSS is still a thing?

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      #3
      Fox - Are you complaining, or bragging??

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        #4
        Originally posted by Vitriol View Post
        SSS is still a thing?
        He wore a pink cancer bracelet for his friend and posted a pic of himself wearing it. Kudos to that. Maybe he has mellowed out.

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Wise and Powerful View Post
          Fox - Are you complaining, or bragging??
          He asked about you.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Regan MacNeil View Post

            He asked about you.
            Fibber.

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Wise and Powerful View Post

              Fibber.
              Why doesn't OBI of OOTIKOFFIN have an account here for these things? That man can set up matches better than anywhere, and that's saying a lot, coming from me.

              So yeah, I posted the first post in our match. I... went ahead and... posted up. Hey, you've got something to work with now since I was gracious enough to give your wife the coronaflu now that I'm over it but still contagious. No charge for delivery...



              SSS
              - get to it laddy

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                #8
                Originally posted by Regan MacNeil View Post

                Why doesn't OBI of OOTIKOFFIN have an account here for these things? That man can set up matches better than anywhere, and that's saying a lot, coming from me.

                So yeah, I posted the first post in our match. I... went ahead and... posted up. Hey, you've got something to work with now since I was gracious enough to give your wife the coronaflu now that I'm over it but still contagious. No charge for delivery...



                SSS
                - get to it laddy
                The site needs a few more members to have any matches.

                My ex died of cancer long, long before coronavirus was invented by the chinks. She left me nothing in her will. Oh, well...

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                  #9
                  BTW, you're cordially invited to join in some convos anytime at http://ootikof.forumotion.com/c1-casual-banter

                  Your old pal Temple would welcome a liberal like you Fox. No, really. I wouldn't kid you. Honest. TRVTH!!!

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                    #10
                    At least this site does not have a row of icons to spam press and neg people all day. Lokmar types something non offensive like "What do you mean by that" and Miss Havisham (Lotus Bud) spams the 10 point neg button while "speckle-legged spiders with blotchy bodies" fall from her grey hair. Hi freud and your over 9,000 negs!!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Regan MacNeil View Post
                      At least this site does not have a row of icons to spam press and neg people all day. Lokmar types something non offensive like "What do you mean by that" and Miss Havisham (Lotus Bud) spams the 10 point neg button while "speckle-legged spiders with blotchy bodies" fall from her grey hair. Hi freud and your over 9,000 negs!!
                      LOL

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                        #12
                        Even a harmless little fuzzball like me has more negs than plussies over there but that's probably thanks to Caskur.

                        For some reason she gets upset when I call her a horrible person.

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                        • Regina George
                          Regina George commented
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                          What is the max number of negs u can get? when you reach over 10,000 the box drops a level and expands to make room.

                        • cw_
                          cw_ commented
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                          @Vit: Smart wasn't on my list. Science refers to a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe, sans religious fabrications and hallucinations. .

                        • Vitriol
                          Vitriol commented
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                          Oh. Okay then. Can't argue with that.

                        #13
                        Originally posted by The Wise and Powerful View Post

                        LOL
                        You know if Merle is still around?

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                          #14
                          Originally posted by Regan MacNeil View Post

                          You know if Merle is still around?
                          I haven't a clue.

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                            #15
                            Originally posted by The Wise and Powerful View Post

                            I haven't a clue.
                            I used to send him boxes of books I had finished reading. 10 pound box of books.

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