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    Joke of the day

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and asked, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger".

    The child, who just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What do you want to talk about"?

    "Oh, I don't know. How about why there is no God, no heaven or hell, or no life after death"? he suggested smugly.

    "OK,", she answered. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is"?

    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thought a moment and offered, "Hmmm, I have no idea".

    To which the youngster replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, no heaven or hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

    And she returned to reading her book.