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  • Flametown's "content-a-thon"

    Ladies, Gents, or whatever made up gender/mental illness you self-identify as...We need to help a fellow old fart out for the good of the flame game and for the good of a certain poster.

    As we all know, we know of a certain old geezer that has been using content from Mr. Pickles for some quite time now, and it appears the content for the mentally defunct old fuck appears to be drying up.

    Now, unlike the other telethon where poofer tried to get a gigolo for two unfuckable fatties, this one won't cost anybody a single penny. All you gotta do is donate a little bit of content to keep some old bastard going for a little while longer. Now, there will be some who will say "fuck that useless bastard. i'm not giving him shit", but please look into your heart and give a little to the mentally disabled who can't create original content. even if it is just 1 word, every little bit helps the flaming needy.

    Now, you still have some time. the actual content-a-thon doesn't start until sunday August 11th.So please take a look at your old dusty flames that you haven't used, and decide to give yourself some good karma and pass them down to the less fortunate.

    Just 1 teeny tiny flame is all it takes to make a world of difference to the less fortunate.

    August 11th, folks. mark it on your calenders!

  • #2
    Point of order Mister Squeaker, but are we right in the assumption that the recipient of this charity is none other than He Who Builds Forums With His Bare Hands, only to have them locked away out of sight and presumably mind as well?


    Are you in fact proposing that we, like good little socialists, wage this charitable cause of yours for no visible return whatsoever?


    Because that does not seem to be a particularly sensible waste of anyone's time, just sayin'.




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    • #3
      Originally posted by #BLAMECUNT View Post
      Point of order Mister Squeaker, but are we right in the assumption that the recipient of this charity is none other than He Who Builds Forums With His Bare Hands, only to have them locked away out of sight and presumably mind as well?


      Are you in fact proposing that we, like good little socialists, wage this charitable cause of yours for no visible return whatsoever?


      Because that does not seem to be a particularly sensible waste of anyone's time, just sayin'.
      No! We're not gonna pull a red cross or a greenpeace kind of charity where 90% of the donations are kept and only mere pennies are given to said causes that will do a lick of shit. this one has 100% of the proceeds going to the flamely challenged, and the return is much better(although recycled) content. It won't cost you a single penny.

      There's rumours there might be a celebrity who wants to donate to the cause, but we'll have to wait until sunday for that one.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by din365 View Post

        No! We're not gonna pull a red cross or a greenpeace kind of charity where 90% of the donations are kept and only mere pennies are given to said causes that will do a lick of shit. this one has 100% of the proceeds going to the flamely challenged, and the return is much better(although recycled) content. It won't cost you a single penny.
        Free icecream is it Bernie? I put it to you that it also won't earn me a single moment of entertainment. You're proposing the intellectual analog of a Flametown welfare system, and if I am to guess, it's for a guy who has touted himself as the champion of champions, the last living celebrity, protege of teh mightay Evil Blood and a great deal more besides. Someone whose presence here has been minimal at best and as for his daily podcasts... its been two weeks since the last drink. I mean I already tendered over forty minutes of music bed for his podcasts, they got shorter and shorter until they vanished entirely. He even stopped bothering to advertise their uploads in the end. Imagine, a simple link, posted here at the good and fair level playing fields of Flame Truth and he couldn't bring himself to do even that! He's off enjoying himself somewhere else, any charity I provide is similarly going to be squandered elsewhere. Somewhere I would have to make the trek to see how it was benefiting other sites which hold yours truly in as low regard as I hold them. In fact that's really what this is about, isn't it? "Donate your A-Game for the glory of sites you have no interest in and who have no interest in seeing you show up on their doorstep".


        Even if your wayward charge had a change of heart and decided to start showing up at Flame Truth again, what possible pleasure am I expected to derive from responding to stuff I originally penned getting thrown back at me? It's safe to say that after twenty years of seeing others pick up my material and run with it that I've more than ample opportunity to milk that particular lolcow dry. And I always preferred to let my own mouth do the talking. I doubt even The Poofer can match my ability to deliver my content and I'm dead certain that lesser than he could do any better.


        I feel that it's safe to say that any charitable donation I make to your cause is going to have no net positive effect where I am concerned. That said, there's an entire bunch of my A-Game in my open letter to the Blue Cashew... and we know it's pure gold because absolutely nobody has an answer for it. Use that if you must...


        ...just don't be at all surprised when the "charitable donation" is thrown back in your face with explicit instructions on where you can jam it.




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        • #5
          Originally posted by #BLAMECUNT View Post
          Free icecream is it Bernie? I put it to you that it also won't earn me a single moment of entertainment. You're proposing the intellectual analog of a Flametown welfare system, and if I am to guess, it's for a guy who has touted himself as the champion of champions, the last living celebrity, protege of teh mightay Evil Blood and a great deal more besides. Someone whose presence here has been minimal at best and as for his daily podcasts... its been two weeks since the last drink. I mean I already tendered over forty minutes of music bed for his podcasts, they got shorter and shorter until they vanished entirely. He even stopped bothering to advertise their uploads in the end. Imagine, a simple link, posted here at the good and fair level playing fields of Flame Truth and he couldn't bring himself to do even that! He's off enjoying himself somewhere else, any charity I provide is similarly going to be squandered elsewhere. Somewhere I would have to make the trek to see how it was benefiting other sites which hold yours truly in as low regard as I hold them. In fact that's really what this is about, isn't it? "Donate your A-Game for the glory of sites you have no interest in and who have no interest in seeing you show up on their doorstep".


          Even if your wayward charge had a change of heart and decided to start showing up at Flame Truth again, what possible pleasure am I expected to derive from responding to stuff I originally penned getting thrown back at me? It's safe to say that after twenty years of seeing others pick up my material and run with it that I've more than ample opportunity to milk that particular lolcow dry. And I always preferred to let my own mouth do the talking. I doubt even The Poofer can match my ability to deliver my content and I'm dead certain that lesser than he could do any better.


          I feel that it's safe to say that any charitable donation I make to your cause is going to have no net positive effect where I am concerned. That said, there's an entire bunch of my A-Game in my open letter to the Blue Cashew... and we know it's pure gold because absolutely nobody has an answer for it. Use that if you must...


          ...just don't be at all surprised when the "charitable donation" is thrown back in your face with explicit instructions on where you can jam it.
          Granted. With content that has been stolen in the past from you, I can understand your huge hesitation to help the less fortunate, and you're afraid it may turn into some bog gov flame grab and force flamers to give flames at gunpoint, but I implore you that's not I'm trying to do. All I'm trying to do is help the less needy with voluntary one-time donations to the flaming challenged. unlike "free ice cream" from "bernie", it isn't being paid for at gunpoint from other people.

          That's the great thing about a charity. unlike socialism, you can just walk away and have the choice not to donate your resources to it. You do it because you want to help the less fortunate.

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          • #6
            I don't even know what a "donated flame" would even look like but I'll offer this advice for free:

            'Go Fuck Yourself' is always an appropriate response in pretty much any situation.
            Can't go far wrong with the tried and true standards.
            "He's not evil; he's just a bit rude." -Graeme

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            • cw_
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              Your donation at work:


            • #BLAMECUNT
              #BLAMECUNT commented
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              Do PKBs count as flaming? I thought that was Hausering.

            • Vitriol
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              I iz a guru!

          • #7
            Originally posted by Vitriol View Post
            I don't even know what a "donated flame" would even look like but I'll offer this advice for free:

            'Go Fuck Yourself' is always an appropriate response in pretty much any situation.
            Can't go far wrong with the tried and true standards.
            So I should be donating my avatar as well then?







            Fucking hell, donate some text to the cause and the do-gooders hook into you for damn near everything.




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            • #8
              I'm actually seeing first hand why you have extreme concerns to donating content. Just the past day or so, the word of possible "free flames" attracted a third world floatilla of flemefugees to BC, and oh boy are they are starved for flames. I witnessed one of them almost get into a fistfight with Cronus just trying to get my attention, and then a soyboy with newfound(possibly donated) balls ended up wrecking another thirds worlder just to get at me(I guess they should've donated the brain with it,too). And of course, we got the flaming homeless orbitting my junk like a gay satellite and offering to toss my salad for a flame.

              Going back to what you said before, I now see exactly what you're talking about. What you said would happen is actually happening. I am starting to have second thoughts about having this charitable event. it has already caused a shortbus caravan to the BC with mentally defunct spammers looking for handouts.

              you were right.

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              • #9
                Colour me unsurprised. There's a reason why the old guard cannot be bothered with the comings and goings of today's self styled flaming elite and it's all down to a fundamental lack of creativity. Time and again we see the hoi polloi defaulting to the same old formulae - once you've discerned what those formulae are it becomes predictable... almost painfully so.


                Perhaps ironically, this state of affairs finally vindicates the standard troll claim of old that flamers aren't worth shit, since so many who have assumed the mantle and made it theirs are paltry fare. You can blame people like KatieKong for making this possible, her desire to gather up every interested poster regardless of ability (or even of age of majority) as cannon fodder and punching bags to occupy those with actual talent. And those with actual flaming talent...





                ...declared they weren't interested and walked. Why would they be otherwise? The challenge wasn't whether you could gather the most amount of praise and aggrandizement, it was the simple act of indulging in challenges against those of skill, wit and creativity. And as that was supplanted with mindless mobs all bragging about the size of their group being a force to be reckoned with (particularly if they could invoke the graces of a weak-willed admin or moderator to silence what they couldn't ever hope to beat one-on-one, the true flamers downed their tools and either contented themselves with the fistfuls of limp spaghetti ordained by the latter day mods and admin, or simply left the building entirely. Leaving in their wake a bunch of uninspired cookie cutters whose sole talent lay in the rehashing of old ideas and material, probably due I expect to having their brains rotted into lukewarm oatmeal on a steady diet of Dr Phil and other soap operas until only their brain stems remained.


                There's not that many prepared to continue to make the effort in the face of such an eventual outcome. Present company excluded I can only think of one, and it saddens me to see how far his abilities have slipped since the halcyon days where his raw trolling and flaming abilities could make or break sites. That's the way it goes though; if you don't use something, it atrophies until even Blandscape starts to look good to you. Trust me when I tell this; after all, I entertained his little sideshows in the hopes he might produce something worthy of a laugh when he did his do-or-die attempt to drag me out of callout retirement to save his own worthless face after running from his initial challenge to me. He did not, of course... faced with the visual shitshow that Twatty brought, Bland was predictably bland, certainly the least colourful of the two combatants and the only "win" afforded him was when he pushed you into losing your shit and admitting afterwards that had been his goal all along. Which in turn was applauded by all the people who never mattered of course. That's the way Flametown functions these days and I shouldn't have to tell you... it's not actually flaming.


                They only pretend it is in order to milk every last drop of notoriety they can out of the achievements of far better creative minds who long ago learned there was no percentage in casting pearls before these swine.




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                  The phone lines are open and are being operated by a team of highly trained professionals.

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                  The number 1-800-fuckyou

                  Will be back later on tonight to award the donations to the needy.
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                    • #12

                      And that wraps up the celebrity portion of that, and due to the one part, only this part will be available to Flametruth

                      And we have had a good haul and officially declare it a success, and I will now hand it off to the ones who truly deserve these donated flames!


                      Did those fucking parasites thought they were gonna get a free ride off the backs of the good people of flametown? lol!

                      Lets face reality here, folks:there is a dumpster somewhere in Alberta that has more flame prowess than the entire membership of tard brigade has generated since its inception, and certainly much cleaner than flea's fucking stinkbait she thrusts at anything with a dick and a pulse.

                      The truth is that I don't care if these tards run themselves so fucking dry of content they have to eat eachother's shit like a mentally challenged human centipede and hope to find anything that resembles a flame. The perpetual charity cases will now have to sink or swim in this flame game, and if you want to dive into the deep end, then you idiots better be prepared to take the water wings off and swim, because there's now a fucking great white about to chew you all up and spit you out.

                      The look on their faces when the flamfugees hungry for content flocked over to BC like bunch of hungry seagulls fighting over the last french fry. the look on their face that I just threw their entire future of right into the trash like it was nothing! the fact that dumpster could register at tardbrigade-groundz and be their top flamer in less than a day is fucking hilarious! neither one of you useless fagganauts could generate a flame even if somebody handed you a gasoline soaked paper bag, a litr match, and clear instructions on how to get the dick out of your mouth and light said paper bag.

                      Thar's the tard brigade's future, folks, for them to be perpetual victims and be railroaded into doing what I fucking want them to do.

                      I hope you enjoy that, because I sure as fuck did.

                      (and i refunded the better ones to the better flamers)

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                      • #13
                        Not sure if something was happening in this thread, or if nothing was happening while wearing lipstick.

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                        • #14
                          Breaking news!

                          Flaming Dumpster registered at SG and took their flame champoinship before breakfast!

                          It was an absolute bloodbath. the big blue bastard bashed through the walls of SG like it was the koolaid man's brother. The highlight was when BEnzo got bitchslapped with an expired tube of rogaine until it exploded and turned him into a hairy warefag. Then fatass herself blew the almighty cunt grunt to summon the remaining orbiters to deal with it and they got torched fighting that forest fire with nothing but dollar store squirt guns and were dispatched.
                          Just like in some video game plot, the mighty flame dumpster dispatched the weak minions and finally came fat face face-to-lid of the big baddy herself. The fatass on her throne of lies opened her hat fucking stumpy thighs like the black gates to mordor and tried to unleash a horde of dead fetuses. It's a dumpster! dead fetuses don't bother it worth a fuck! The stunned an surprised look that a trick she she stole from sirsupersouthern completely failed in a "swing and a miss" moment. Then she tried a bit of necromancy by opening a bit of her beat up old gash and perform some E-necromancy to bring her netdead minions back. The warefag fled at mach homosexual and the charred remains of her former orbiters followed suit. out of options, she tries to rattle off ancient history nobody gives a shit about as the big blue apex predator slowly closes the distance between its big fat prey. UTTER FAILURE! Then the big black lid slowly opens the hellfire that is flea's imminent grave until she tries to squeak out a "truce" by trying to throw a dead baby into it. Flaming dumpster don't need your fucking dead retard babies! Dumpster burped that shit right back at her and proceeded to slam the big black lid right down on her fatcaked skull. due to the fat cushing it and her not being a stranger of big black things being slammed into her head, this proved ineffective. Flea got off her fat fucking throne and booked it hard enough the Richter scale was registering a 4.0 in Wyoming. The dumpster knew it had won, but flea wasn't finished. her anger got the better of her and tried to charge her better from behind like a big fat fucking grease rhinoceros and ended up knocking herself out on the blue steel back-doing the most damage she could ever muster, but flaming dumpster doesn't give a shit! it wears its battle scars with pride! Does flaming dumpster finish off the big blubbering pile of shit, or show mercy? nah! Flaming dumpster isn't merciful to the weak and stupid. option three went on the table. Flaming dumpster hogtied her and branded her like a big fat fucking bovine and dumped flaming hot fucking garbage all over her so nobody would ever want to be within 500 feet of her like a fucking stink-enforced restraining order. A fate worse than death for an attention whore like flea.

                          The dumpster smashed the throne of lies and rode off into the sunset with a new trophy in hand- knowing full well no matter how much they scrub, board up, apply burn salve, or any treatment humanly possible, they can't get rid of the feeling of humiliating defeat at the hands of the flaming dumpster.
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                          • #15
                            I'll bet I get blamed for this.




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                            • #BLAMECUNT
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                              Nah, that's no good, there has to be at least SOME effort on your part.


                              Maybe you can make me a nice Mochachino along with a daily list or all the crimes I'm being held accountable for, both real an imagined. And just think, you'd be showing Flange to be completely full of shit when it comes to demonstrating the creative component required to turn a simple insult into a genuine bona fide flame!

                            • Vitriol
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                              That sounds way too much like work.
                              I think this is where I tell you to go fuck yourself and we revert to the status quo.
                              Sorry.

                            • #BLAMECUNT
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                              Yeah, and this is probably where some smartass reminds us ''never send a man to do a woman's work''...


                              Prick.
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