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  • FT song parody contest

    It's simple;

    Write lyrics about a Flametown member past or present, include a YouTube video for said song, and I will sing it on the podcast.

    Best entries I will beg the glorious Sum Cun't to actually try and produce.

    I have been working on a song flame

    Rotwang in the park with candy

    To the tune of the Beatles "Lucy in the sky with diamonds".

    Who else will join in the fun?

  • #2
    Intelligent Guy by Butthole Surfers as hypothetically sung by an aging BEnzover...

    I'm not the world's most intelligent guy
    Sometimes I type shit, and you wonder why
    Ain't got a lot of money or a telephone
    Rock Flea baby, rock Flea baby, all night long

    Flame us and I will hot burn
    Kill us and I'll still return
    Shake us and I'll get gobsmacked
    Smack us and I'll suck your cack

    I'm not the world's most incredible man
    But I just can't seem to understand
    If it weren't for forum people I'd be all alone
    Rock Flea baby, rock Flea baby, all night long

    Flame us and I will hot burn
    Kill us and I'll still return
    Shake us and I'll get gobsmacked
    Smack us and I'll suck your cack

    He was screwing where I do my pooing while I was hobbling down the street
    A bar of soap, a pint of scope was all I had to eat
    Looky there, some macaroni, hanging in his pubic hair
    He hiked mah skirt, made mah butt hurt, mah gladness filled the air

    I'm not the world's most incredible man
    But I just can't seem to understand
    If it weren't for forum people I'd be all alone
    Rock Flea baby, rock Flea baby, all night long

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    • thepoofer
      thepoofer commented
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      Yes!!!!

    • Madcow Klitzgasm
      Madcow Klitzgasm commented
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      I checked out that video in full and it's the wrong version...

      ... this one is closer:

      Just add 'They take all of mah money, and they feed me celery stalks
      Come on Rest Home baby, rock rock rock'

  • #3
    Originally posted by thepoofer View Post
    It's simple;

    Write lyrics about a Flametown member past or present, include a YouTube video for said song, and I will sing it on the podcast.

    Best entries I will beg the glorious Sum Cun't to actually try and produce.

    I have been working on a song flame

    Rotwang in the park with candy

    To the tune of the Beatles "Lucy in the sky with diamonds".

    Who else will join in the fun?
    Evil Blood and I worked out a ton of Beatles tunes for that old bastard. Sgt Rottie's Rectum Wrecking Gland was one of the ones we never finished.




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    • thepoofer
      thepoofer commented
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      I'm addicted to the Napalm back catalogue. It's so much better then 95% of the shit being posted today

    • #BLAMECUNT
      #BLAMECUNT commented
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      Well maybe I'll pull my finger out of my ass on that old Dopemaon/Tyrant songflame that Werepenguin, Dr Hack, Evil Blood, Cassandra Curse and her kids (and her cockatoo) and myself tracked oh-so many years ago into a finished form for your little soiree here and you can sing along to it.


      Not today though. It's Canadia Day and of course I will be hard at work, destroying other people's PA equipment for fun and profit. Mostly for fun. And profit. Fuck I love my job!!!

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    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles,
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles,
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles,
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles,
    Hey Pickles!
    You've been around all night and that's a little long
    You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
    Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Pickles
    'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
    You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
    Every night you still leave me all alone, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles
    Oh, what you do Pickles, do Pickles
    Don't break my heart, Pickles
    Hey Pickles!
    Now when you take me by the hooves everyone's gonna know
    Every time you move I let a little more show
    There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Pickles
    So come on and give it to me any way you can
    Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
    Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles
    Oh, what you do Pickles, do Pickles
    Don't break my heart, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles
    Hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, you're so fine
    You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles
    Oh, what you do Pickles, do Pickles
    Don't break my heart, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles
    Oh, what you do Pickles, do Pickles
    Don't break my heart, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles
    Oh, what you do Pickles, do Pickles
    Don't break my heart, Pickles
    Oh Pickles, what a pity you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Pickles, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you Pickles

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    • #5
      I had an idea for one, but like Ceedub's it could benefit from a woman's larynx... and a somewhat squeaky one at that.


      Maybe I should ask Weepy if he can do it.




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