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  • Some of these retards really need to knock off the fucking act.

    So I've been on voluntary internet leave for over a week, ditching everything from forums to Facebook, to bask in life's glory - messing about with retro gaming systems, fucking in the summer sun, adventuring with the top down in locales most of the 'People of Walmart' types from those other forums only see in the movies, but I managed to read over the first page of The Retard Farm on a shoddy connection whilst out and about and what is apparent to me is that the situation was far more dire than I ever imagined and I just needed to step away for a New York minute in order to see it. And it wasn't a pretty sight.



    First off, if you happen to belong to that special group of helmet-tipped doorstops who couldn't even get past the CAPTCHA here - a bunch of words you need to type out correctly in order to sign up - and you're actually not only willing to admit it, but blame it on someone else entirely, I've got news for you - I can't speak for everyone at Flame Truth, but I don't fucking want you here... or anywhere for that matter, so if you could kindly climb into the nearest comically oversized cartoon cannon and fire your dumb, hopeless ass into space, I'll remember to send a nice bouquet of withered up roses to your next of kin, you fucking plank. Jesus. cw even linked me to a post by Feral, who via numerous attempts of her own, managed to do the unthinkable and complete the registration process (and let's face it, if drunken, stupid Feral can get it done, it can be done by anyone), and the whole text wall was one big semi-coherent shitburger of whining and incompetence with the usual piss-poor grammar for zest. Nothing like a watching a greasy-faced old tub of shit tryin' to figger out that thar interwebs. And it's not like anyone worth half the handful of fucks I have left to give at this point will ever read Feral and think "By Jove, that was a quality post, I enjoyed it and I would read it again". I repeat, anyone who says Feral is a good flamer is hilariously bad at reading or comprehension and will probably meet their fate when they suddenly forget how to breathe.

    Drunken, stupid, fat Feral aside, all of the tragedy that is TRF's sniffling and wringing of hands about FT comes down to one simple fact (and it's not that tough-as-nails CAPTCHA code): they're motherfucking afraid. I know no one else will say it in such simple terms, but I do my best to try and speak to all audiences simultaneously, the bright BumSpuds and the boring little bitch Benzos alike. My courteousness is a curse, some say. But fear is a driving factor here, and let's not fucking pretend it's anything else. Brent didn't want to come here where he wasn't going to be protected by Vixen and her admin panel as I mercilessly force fed him his own bullshit, Phrost-Byte apparently already mouthed off and got chased off in the same breath, signaling to his all-male Cut Wankers cheer squad that this just wasn't the place they wanted to rest their frilly pom poms.

    "Nope, not our style. Not enough hard dicks spinning around in gif form." said Ant, the leader, to his underlings. And so it was written, and so did the hive-mind agree. It saved them the trouble of getting their asses kicked. "Oh.. and they're the gay ones." Of course, can't forget that, can we? Not after the past 9 months of you getting the sometimes-hilarious art of faglaming all wrong.

    The funniest part of the whole thing is that Johnny was given the chance to register again and simply do better, but LOL, he couldn't. Now he's still at TRF steaming about it and pretending none of it matters because his no effort one-liner garbage about men living together should be good enough for everyone's palette. I haven't even been online for a week and he's still moaning like a bitch in heat about something he claims doesn't matter to him. I don't know man, I'm no doctor but you might have a touch of the butt-hurt.

    But it's fine, you worry your pretty little heads about post count and "forum loyalty" and we'll worry about being the good writers, the deep thinkers, the dirty players, and if you ever grow a pair, just remember.... it's just text. Pretty much the way I see it is.. there's no reason you can't be counted among us if you aren't either naturally hobbled by bad genes or slowed to a near-stop by poor education and a cruel society that doesn't take care of its tards.

    Which is it, you pussies?

    ~ Please respond to any and all inquiries on TRF like the innocent prancing lambs that you are.

  • #2
    First off, good to see you back and good on you for getting out and about to "smell the roses" as it were. I took a little sabbattical myself, though mine was due to a burgeoning workload that was threatening to grow into a mountain if I didn't concentrate on knocking it on the head. There's still a bit of it too, but the major deadlines have passed and the next one isn't until next week some time. Still not sure exactly when it is, but I can spare a few minutes here and there I think.

    Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
    ...if you happen to belong to that special group of helmet-tipped doorstops who couldn't even get past the CAPTCHA here - a bunch of words you need to type out correctly in order to sign up - and you're actually not only willing to admit it, but blame it on someone else entirely, I've got news for you - I can't speak for everyone at Flame Truth, but I don't fucking want you here... or anywhere for that matter...
    You can speak for me on that. Oh, I'm not as vehement as you are about it, I just can't be arsed to give that much of a shit regarding anyone who so obviously wants to fail.

    Let me tell you what I mean: I was here while Feral was going through her contretemps and wholly unaware of the fact that she was. Why? Well she didn't bother to ask me for any assistance. I knew she was online, I bothered to say "hi" to her in the shoutbox, didn't hear squat back from her though and figured she was busy off doing something else. A simple "Hi Lord Elpus, say I'm having a little trouble here because..." would have gone a long way towards expediting the replacement of her much-hated kitten avatar with something more in keeping with her idea of what needed to be under her nick for a "more complete flaming experience" or whatever the fuck was grinding her gears.

    She's not the only one to find glitches here; I have and I know you have had your fair share too. Flame Truth being what it is, I'm not that fazed by them, I've a few work arounds for the more persistant ones and am happy to employ them until Ceedub or someone else figures out what needs to happen to make them go away.

    So it was with some amusement that I read her declaration that she was going off to look for a new flame site when confronted with the usual Ant Wrangler shenanigans, closely followed by her capitulation of "I am going to remain here at TRF" when the first one she encountered... FLame Truth... proved too difficult for her to wrap her head around. Call me a bastard if you like, but anyone who gives up that easily deserves to squat in a slum of tranny porn and deez nuts.

    So yeah... don't really want her here per se, don't really give a fuck to tell you the truth. Which means I'm fairly ambivalent as to her difficulties and the overly vocal protestations of how hard it was for her just advertises the level she wishes to perform at is not enough to clear the bar here. Easy.


    Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
    ...they're motherfucking afraid...
    And lazy as fuck to boot. They expect a return for the paltry efforts they make, and that return can and probably ought to be equally as paltry as what they put out.

    They deserve each other.

    "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
    - Robert A. Heinlein

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lord Elpus View Post
      First off, good to see you back and good on you for getting out and about to "smell the roses" as it were. I took a little sabbattical myself, though mine was due to a burgeoning workload that was threatening to grow into a mountain if I didn't concentrate on knocking it on the head. There's still a bit of it too, but the major deadlines have passed and the next one isn't until next week some time. Still not sure exactly when it is, but I can spare a few minutes here and there I think.
      Well I figure if we're likely to have another cold, shitty, wet winter where I'm just liable to be stuck indoors half the time reading a bunch of "you're gay"s from drooling Johnnies, I'll be damned if I'm going to add regret to the mix for not absorbing as much of the nice weather as possible. After growing up in New York's sticky humid stink, summers here are heaven.

      You can speak for me on that. Oh, I'm not as vehement as you are about it, I just can't be arsed to give that much of a shit regarding anyone who so obviously wants to fail.

      Let me tell you what I mean: I was here while Feral was going through her contretemps and wholly unaware of the fact that she was. Why? Well she didn't bother to ask me for any assistance. I knew she was online, I bothered to say "hi" to her in the shoutbox, didn't hear squat back from her though and figured she was busy off doing something else. A simple "Hi Lord Elpus, say I'm having a little trouble here because..." would have gone a long way towards expediting the replacement of her much-hated kitten avatar -
      Ahahahaha, fuck. I knew I was forgetting something. The kitten avatar. You talk about forum glitches and how we've all experienced them, but this precise skin still works differently than most (if not all) I've ever used, but it still works. I was still able to manage changing my avatar without a nursemaid and a cup of tea and whatever copay poor Feral is paying in therapy for the damages to her psyche by one small fuzzy kitty. Who cares what Feral "thinks" fits the flaming experience anyway? She's barely ever engaged in anything but catty little fits with other female members who got too close to outting her as the second largest living mass after Oregon's Armillaria Ostoyae (ie: big fuckin' mushroom). She's still the 9th wonder of the world for being able to communicate with a roasted turnip for a brain.

      You're right when you say she and the rest of these lazy swine deserve each other's lameness. *spit*

      Still, against all odds, I remain hopeful that maybe one or two of them decide to stop acting and start learning and have some fun instead of being made fun of. They could just as well do it here as (almost) anywhere, but TRF is off the table.

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      • #4
        ***saunters up in a penguin tuxedo, extracts a conductor's baton from his tailored sleeve, and begins a rousing rendition of Spongebob Squarepant's theme song***

        (Next, Peppa Pig...)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post

          I was still able to manage changing my avatar without a nursemaid and a cup of tea and whatever copay poor Feral is paying in therapy for the damages to her psyche by one small fuzzy kitty. Who cares what Feral "thinks" fits the flaming experience anyway? She's barely ever engaged in anything but catty little fits with other female members who got too close to outting her as the second largest living mass after Oregon's Armillaria Ostoyae (ie: big fuckin' mushroom).
          Well I do remember her for more than that. There was of course her less than salubrious exploits with Gargoyle for example which I haven't forgotten, also her interminable attempts to troll my phone number and meet up with me when I was commuting to Queensland regularly. My impression of her was a little different from yours I guess, I don't remember her for carrying on against other female members (until relatively recently at least) but I do remember her all too infrequent journeys to the bottom of the bottle and what they translated to out on the board. Learning yesterday that she was one of those delightful examples from the subset of die-hard dog lovers who hate cats with a passion has done nothing to advance her portly stature in my eyes, though it does go a long way towards explaining why she is more comfortable with the slobbering, leg-humping antics of The Retard Farm.

          I preferred the writings of her daughter more to be honest. A sad indictment of Feral's abilities I know, especially given Feralbiatch's tender years at the time she was plying her trade about BH. Not that Feralbiatch was overly amazing as a flamer herself, she was just better at it than her mother. Both were undeniably juvenile in their approach, but at the very least Feralbiatch didn't strangle the vernacular with Looney-esque misspellings and the liberal use of homophones that frequently rendered statements into unintelligible bullshit. Something Feral was not only bad for, but openly unashamed of. About the kindest thing I might say of her is that she produced in her daughter a woman capable of more than she herself was and that she did this in a broken family with minimal support from the father. Laudable, but nothing that would commend her as a flamer in her own right "of coarse" though it did mitigate somewhat in the face of her less than stellar exploits in Flametown as a person.

          Some will disagree with my analysis as is their wont. For myself, I tend to think that in order to be a flamer in the truest sense of the word there needs to be a breadth of intellectual experience to back it up. I do not believe Feral has this and the hour is late for her to make the attempt to accumulate it now. I started my own at a very young age, devouring books and creative arts in their many forms... the basis from which I draw upon to construct the offerings you've seen over the years. I don't pretend to be the top of my particular heap, though all false modesty aside I am a damned sight further up the mountain than her and as I look about at my contemporaries and peers I do believe I can see the same sort of abiding hunger for stimuli that makes them such interesting and entertaining reads.

          Make of that as you will, but I think it's safe to say that while she's a cut above the Johnnies of this world, she's had ten years to make her mark, yet has managed only negligible improvement over that period. She's only ever going to be a low to mid tier flamer at best and expecting an epiphany that magically transmogrifies her into a power flamer at this late stage is a disappointment waiting to happen. Still, if she's happy in her little niche over at PII Rail then I say "more power to her." It's no skin off my dick if she joins us at the Big Table or not; that she fails at the most basic of hurdles casts her as the kind of person who insists on getting her grossly overpriced two cents worth in at any opportunity and I'm thankful I won't be compelled to roll my eyes at her attempts here.

          And for what it's worth, I very nearly said "smell the fungus" earlier.


          Originally posted by Gargoyle View Post

          ***saunters up in a penguin tuxedo, extracts a conductor's baton from his tailored sleeve, and begins a rousing rendition of Spongebob Squarepant's theme song***
          Is that the one that goes...

          Who lives with a buttplug stuffed fair up his clack?
          RIMJOB NIGGYFLY!!!
          Who butchers ebonics while blowing his stack?
          RIMJOB NIGGYFLY!!!
          If trannies and shower lames get on your wick
          RIMJOB NIGGYFLY!!!
          Then rock up to Arbys and throttle the prick!
          RIMJOB NIGGYFLY!!!

          "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
          - Robert A. Heinlein

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lord Elpus View Post
            Well I do remember her for more than that. There was of course her less than salubrious exploits with Gargoyle for example which I haven't forgotten, also her interminable attempts to troll my phone number and meet up with me when I was commuting to Queensland regularly. My impression of her was a little different from yours I guess, I don't remember her for carrying on against other female members (until relatively recently at least) but I do remember her all too infrequent journeys to the bottom of the bottle and what they translated to out on the board. Learning yesterday that she was one of those delightful examples from the subset of die-hard dog lovers who hate cats with a passion has done nothing to advance her portly stature in my eyes, though it does go a long way towards explaining why she is more comfortable with the slobbering, leg-humping antics of The Retard Farm.
            I guess my limited memory of events (in preference of personalities) in the game's sordid past has made me forget who her pre-201X targets were. I know she mouthed off to me more than once but seeing as I never considered her much of a much, I'm still putting her in the box of prematurely aggravated bimbos who are better off sticking to flaming the Fleas and Vixens of the world. That she was drunk half the time is still a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, I couldn't begin to count all of the stammering imbeciles I've encountered on the web and the odds don't seem very good that a good portion of them were sucking face with Grey Goose the entire time. Now I know in her case it's a combination of dead brain cells by choice and a low IQ by unfortunate circumstances and dirty genes.

            It's enlightening what you say when you refer to her affections toward mutts, as I've often wondered if anyone else felt the way you do. For the most part, in my life I've met a lot of dog lovers (ie: not necessarily the same as owners of dogs) who are content with the way things are as opposed to how they could be, and many of them are dumber than a bag of dead babies. They're aimlessly aggressive, conservative, uptight assholes who think they're owed the world. Point of fact: we have dogs. That doesn't mean I like dogs. That doesn't even mean I like my dogs. They're impressively stupid for being touted as such magnificent problem solvers (ravens are far smarter naturally) and unless they're trained by a professional they're just as good as any thrift store paper weight in my estimation. Prowler is a huge dog lover, and you see how unglued that sack of shit is. Having said that, the stereotypes of cat lovers being a bit.... touched... are not entirely unfounded. Then again, crazy people make for the best reads. Dumb, dog loving, "What are you sitting on right now" feral failures do not.

            I preferred the writings of her daughter more to be honest.
            Maybe that's who I was tangling with back in the mid 00's, because if there's one thing I do remember about her post history, it's that it got harder and harder to understand a damn thing she's trying to communicate. Feralbiatch and Scoundrel should be extended an invite to the place, along with a few others I can think of (and those you mentioned in the SB). Would they come? Who knows, but it's no surprise that they tired of flaming if the current state of TRF is their last memory of it.

            Some will disagree with my analysis as is their wont. For myself, I tend to think that in order to be a flamer in the truest sense of the word there needs to be a breadth of intellectual experience to back it up. I do not believe Feral has this and the hour is late for her to make the attempt to accumulate it now. I started my own at a very young age, devouring books and creative arts in their many forms... the basis from which I draw upon to construct the offerings you've seen over the years. I don't pretend to be the top of my particular heap, though all false modesty aside I am a damned sight further up the mountain than her and as I look about at my contemporaries and peers I do believe I can see the same sort of abiding hunger for stimuli that makes them such interesting and entertaining reads.
            And I know that all of that is probably true, but as you've seen from this thread and my call outs to Flea and co. (even going so far as to agree temporarily with HCTrouble that caskur of all people should be allowed to post where she will), I tend to want to give the worst offenders yet another chance to prove me wrong. It's probably because I can't fathom the idea of not bothering to better yourself at whatever it is you claim to have fun doing, but alas, that's all I see from Johnny and Feral and whatever third string male nobody the Cut Wankers have recruited for their cabana this season.

            And for what it's worth, I very nearly said "smell the fungus" earlier.
            I've yet to notice any fungus on my lurking scans of The Redundancy Factory, but not for lack of having an abundance of bullshit in which to thrive.

            TRF's Google Page Ad of the Day (in a world where Google thought the site worth advertising on): https://www.amazon.com/Zooshine-Colo...lp_3418821_1_5

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post

              I guess my limited memory of events (in preference of personalities) in the game's sordid past has made me forget who her pre-201X targets were. I know she mouthed off to me more than once but seeing as I never considered her much of a much, I'm still putting her in the box of prematurely aggravated bimbos who are better off sticking to flaming the Fleas and Vixens of the world. That she was drunk half the time is still a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, I couldn't begin to count all of the stammering imbeciles I've encountered on the web and the odds don't seem very good that a good portion of them were sucking face with Grey Goose the entire time. Now I know in her case it's a combination of dead brain cells by choice and a low IQ by unfortunate circumstances and dirty genes.

              It's enlightening what you say when you refer to her affections toward mutts, as I've often wondered if anyone else felt the way you do. For the most part, in my life I've met a lot of dog lovers (ie: not necessarily the same as owners of dogs) who are content with the way things are as opposed to how they could be, and many of them are dumber than a bag of dead babies. They're aimlessly aggressive, conservative, uptight assholes who think they're owed the world. Point of fact: we have dogs. That doesn't mean I like dogs. That doesn't even mean I like my dogs. They're impressively stupid for being touted as such magnificent problem solvers (ravens are far smarter naturally) and unless they're trained by a professional they're just as good as any thrift store paper weight in my estimation.
              Well see that's the thing, a well trained dog is generally speaking a reflection of a responsible owner. Most dogs are not afforded the training required to elevate them beyond the level of slobbering shitheads which suits the bogan mentality just fine. They crave the sorts of unconditional love a dog shows every bit as much as they get chubbies when their dog starts getting ideas about bailing up the postman, random passersby and whatever else. It fills a void in their otherwise drab, wretched lives.

              I'm not by any stretch of the imagination a dog lover, though I do get along reasonably well with a large percentage of them and appreciate the more "switched on" ones. There's been more than a few times where I've astounded dog owners who were adamant their dogs "did not take to strangers" for whatever reason, yet weirdly didn't mind me a bit from the get-go. There's also been the odd occasion where I've been pleasantly impressed with the demonstrated intelligence of some dogs, though that tends to be the exception rather than the rule since too many owners aren't worth a pinch of shit and are incapable of understanding that if they behave like poorly trained dogs themselves then they are just reinforcing the bad behaviour.

              I'd encounter that bullshit all over the place. I used to stay over at my parents place when they were living in a semi-rural community on the outskirts of Sydney - a rash of burglaries which happened 18 months after they first arrived had led to the local police sergeant recommending (among other things) that everyone get a dog to alert them to the presence of intruders. All very well and good and I can see the logic behind that, bearing in mind the pack mentality of the beasts. But when you step out into your back yard in the dead of night to have a cigarette and the entire town is in uproar within two minutes you begin to get the idea that there's a piece of the puzzle missing. My parent's back yard wasn't small by any stretch of the imagination and it was fairly well secluded with plenty of trees and shrubs and bordered with a five and a half foot fence. There was also a largish path between that fence and the next property with a bunch of tall trees that served as a windbreak and natural watercourse, yet before I'd taken a puff on my cigarette a dog would start barking two doors up. Then another one would pick up the challenge across the town and start barking back. Pretty soon the whole neighbourhood was going off like a frog in a sock; barking mutts everywhere interspersed with various owners yelling at them to shut the fuck up and it would take anywhere between 20 to 30 minutes for the hubbub to die down... just in time for the next cigarette.

              That's one example and I can give you plenty more. Having said this however, I know there was the odd dog that wouldn't join in. Whether they were "professionally trained" or merely had owners who were smart enough to act in ways that promoted a better behaved canine I couldn't tell you, but it might give you some idea of the almost professional fuckwittery that is endemic in a large percentage of the dog owning community. That's not to say there aren't analogues among cat owners, although it has been my experience that if you own a cat then you're more likely to be attentive towards their impact on the community and the environment, probably due to them being loners and their superior ability to decimate the local wildlife population in near silence. A cat will also tend to be a bit more discrete about where it shits too; I've yet to see a dog bury its own turds, they usually leave it for someone else to worry about.

              I prefer cats, I don't deny it. Yes, their relatively diminutive and easily diverted attention span makes them nearly impossible to train to the level that some dogs can be, but that is more than offset by their nearly complete lack of bullshit. If a cat is done with the attention you are giving it then it will simple walk off; try and force the issue and it will soon let you know it's not fucking around. I like that. I also appreciate the challenge of rough housing with a furry companion, taking the odd nick and scratch in the process. It keeps us both sharp. And while they can be very affectionate to the point of sheer happiness that you've popped by (my brother's cat was good for this) I've yet to encounter a cat that will root my leg.


              Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
              Prowler is a huge dog lover, and you see how unglued that sack of shit is. Having said that, the stereotypes of cat lovers being a bit.... touched... are not entirely unfounded. Then again, crazy people make for the best reads. Dumb, dog loving, "What are you sitting on right now" feral failures do not.
              Yeah, well remember what I said about bogans? They aren't exactly renown for their ability to pick up Dostoyevsky or even Isaac Asimov. The weekly TV guide is more their speed, along with whatever crap happened to be in the magazine rack at the checkout at the time. These days it's worse with the downturn of printed media in favour of whatever mundane shit happens to be flooding their Twitter and Facebook feeds and I for one am not expecting any cures for cancer out of that crowd in the immediate future. And as for Prowler specifically? I'll go you one better and remind you of my comment just now about some dog owners love for the aggressiveness their charges exhibit towards outsiders of "the pack". Pit bulls are notorious for that kind of shit, their penchant for it going beyond nearly all sense of sense preservation. Why wouldn't it? They've been bred for it after all and the fuckers are as solid as tanks. That's what gives dickheads like Prowler a woody, it's like a lethal weapon on four legs that will drool and slobber on you when you show up. Give a fuck that it looks so downright retarded, or that it makes noises more reminiscent of a bull seal in heat, it's a penis extension that doesn't need a seasonal tyre change. You can even out in public in bobbysocks and shaven legs and nobody will give you any shit for it lest the stumpier of the two retards slips its leash and takes a flying leap at them. Yep, you have to have some serious deficiencies in your personality to want such a hound and for that reason, of that I am convinced.

              While we're on the subject, I was once told of the only sure fire way to stop a pit bull from attacking you by a martial arts instructor I was studying with at the time. Nine times out of ten they will leap at their objective and as long as you don't do something stupid like raising your forearm to try and ward off their attack they will attempt to go for your throat. Grab their forepaws was his advice; grab them in your hands tightly and fling your arms as wide as you possibly can while scissor-kicking the dog in the guts. This immediately ruptures the diaphragm beneath their lungs and in the absence of being able to breathe the fight goes right out of them pretty quick smart. It's also been known to really fuck up the demeanour of some of their less bright owners, laughter turning to tears and red-faced screams of bodily harm and lolsuits are not uncommon.


              Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
              Feralbiatch and Scoundrel should be extended an invite to the place, along with a few others I can think of (and those you mentioned in the SB). Would they come? Who knows, but it's no surprise that they tired of flaming if the current state of TRF is their last memory of it.
              Maybe and maybe not. I tend to think Feralbiatch is too busy in the real world to waste much time in the online one and I certainly wouldn't be putting my career at risk if I were in her shoes. You have to figure that anything that involves a nine-to-five desk and a veneer of respectability could and probably would be fucked up pretty quick smart given some of the clowns we've seen who couldn't separate the game from the delusion of winning any and all contests no matter the cost. Scoundrel? Well he doesn't have to worry about that, but if what Pox Mongler said earlier is true then I can hazard a guess and say his exit was entirely down to being rewarded for his years of unpaid janitorial duties being quite literally thrown in his face the minute he made a genuine bona fide call that Bra1n happened to disagreed with.

              But I do agree with you, the fucker could write some acerbic shit at times that had me grinning my ass off. He was no dummy and given what he used to do for a crust he certainly had that breadth of experience required for a good many more entertaining reads. Yes he missed the mark on a few occasions, but in the balance I'd be okay with taking the odd dud here and there considering what I knew he was capable of delivering.


              Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
              And I know that all of that is probably true, but as you've seen from this thread and my call outs to Flea and co. (even going so far as to agree temporarily with HCTrouble that caskur of all people should be allowed to post where she will), I tend to want to give the worst offenders yet another chance to prove me wrong. It's probably because I can't fathom the idea of not bothering to better yourself at whatever it is you claim to have fun doing, but alas, that's all I see from Johnny and Feral and whatever third string male nobody the Cut Wankers have recruited for their cabana this season.
              Oh please, Caskur is fluff and you know it. From the self aggrandising tales of artistic excellence which she attempted to back up with her amateur hour efforts with a Canon "Instamatic" and liberal use of online image filtering to her incessant attempts to bring her opponents down with what she imagined was their personal life, the Willagee Warthog was if anything a troll... and a pissweak troll at that. Her entire caper still revolves about being "teh qween of teh flayme", amassing a bunch of limpwristed never-has-beens to her flag to assure everyone but noone that she schooled anyone. Christ, her idea of flaming someone is to pump out stanzas of poorly written witchcraft condemning her opponents to death and purgatory; she's been telling me it's "my year" for the last three years running and I'm still standing. If you were dinkum about wishing some of these clowns would start acting in ways where people were laughing with them instead of at them, you could do a lot better by looking elsewhere.


              Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post
              I've yet to notice any fungus on my lurking scans of The Redundancy Factory, but not for lack of having an abundance of bullshit in which to thrive.

              TRF's Google Page Ad of the Day (in a world where Google thought the site worth advertising on): https://www.amazon.com/Zooshine-Colo...lp_3418821_1_5
              Godfuckingdamn!

              "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
              - Robert A. Heinlein

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              • #8
                This thread somehow drifting towards dogs is very subtle.

                Sum is telling us how to kill a pit bull with a flying scissor kick ... that's not something one can practice. Once they bite you and they probably will, stick your fingers their ass. That's easier to practice but it makes your pitbull meaner and try harder the next time. Pisses off my fat wife no end.

                Training dogs is easy. They will piss in the house for a couple of weeks if you get a puppy. Huge responsibility but lots of fun if you train them from eight weeks on.

                Moderation is the key.

                For those expecting a feral, flea, vixen and caskur are dogs punchline ... pay for their shots.

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                • #9
                  No, not a flying scissor kick. They're solid little buggers and will attempt to knock you over. Pulling the forelegs out at 180 degrees in a quick decisive motion breaks the ribcage, and since you are on your back the scissor kick is easily performed (cross shins and extend legs out fast to rupture the dog's diaphragm).

                  No flying needed, though a moderate amount of strength and the ability not to freeze or panic under attack.

                  "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
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                  • #10
                    I've noticed over the past month that, in order to avoid a certifiable beatdown, some pussies have taken to pretending the game isn't worth playing so that when they're cornered, they can pull an "Evil Clown" and just say "You mad lulz?" Ah, the complete and total disintegration of a working spine is a pathetic sight to witness, but if their aim was boring the fuck out of anyone who would otherwise dissect their every stupid thought, mission accomplished. I can't and won't be bothered flaming people who are too fucking afraid to flame me back. Even that idiot ATVile had more to offer because he bothered fighting back.

                    NA has disappeared, BumSpud took one look at TRF and took a shit on it, Freud's posting there less and less. The best part is that Fox was right about it all along, and that's got to burn someone.

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                    • #11
                      ATVile may have bothered to fight back, but even he took his leave of absence eventually. Can't say that I blame him, not after the way Doomsday turned on him at BH. I still don't know why it happened either, anyone got the skinny on that?

                      "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
                      - Robert A. Heinlein

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lord Elpus View Post
                        ATVile may have bothered to fight back, but even he took his leave of absence eventually. Can't say that I blame him, not after the way Doomsday turned on him at BH. I still don't know why it happened either, anyone got the skinny on that?
                        Not anything concrete, just a rumor that he was attempting to railroad a reg like he did me (only the person in question was far better liked apparently), and it went south. Even then, I can't imagine why Doomsday would care. Maybe he was simply bored. He was that type of emperor, after all.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bonesaw View Post

                          Not anything concrete, just a rumor that he was attempting to railroad a reg like he did me (only the person in question was far better liked apparently), and it went south. Even then, I can't imagine why Doomsday would care. Maybe he was simply bored. He was that type of emperor, after all.
                          I kind of thought it might have been something like that, or that he tried it on one too many times and Doomsday said "fuck this shit" and gave him both barrels. Well, one barrel and an exceptionally flaccid penis... you get the idea. And you're probably right about him bagging you out behind your back too. He never did to me, not even when you and I were chasing the same gothic skirt but then again I don't remember him baging anyone out to me and we used to speak a lot. Perhaps he knew better than to do that where I was concerned.

                          I did see evidence of some of the hacks he had installed though, the read pms hack he had installed long before Havok stumbled across it, also login as user and one which enabled him to change timestamps of already submitted posts and presumably PMs as well which made pretty much any screencap he posted suspect. That's likely why he was always half a dozen iterations of vBulletin behind the curve - he had to wait for the people scripting the hacks to catch up to the current version.

                          "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable. I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
                          - Robert A. Heinlein

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lord Elpus View Post
                            ATVile may have bothered to fight back, but even he took his leave of absence eventually. Can't say that I blame him, not after the way Doomsday turned on him at BH. I still don't know why it happened either, anyone got the skinny on that?
                            ATVile, at my request, gave the dfb account back to the guy who created it, me. Doomsday canned him for that and ATV wasn't begging for the job back. He understood BH was done when I quit and Loco, of all posters, was a BH admin.

                            A little bit after I quit as an admin, trying to be an indy flame poster for once after my super quick promotions, Loco was fucking with my flame posts aimed at him. He was shifting my HC posts to the middle of old dumpstered threads. I asked Vile if I could have the dumb fucking blonde account back, what I thought was a small favour got him canned.

                            I'm sure most of you understand that I did create the dfb nic to be my cheerleader and later on allowed my RL crazy girlfriend Diane to use it. Doomsday knew I created the account but still must have wanted to cyber somebody other than Danger. I know two of you MSN studs know what I'm talking about.


                            ATVile not having flame integrity is totally wrong. AT was a great flame citizen who stood up for what he thought was the right path forward. He wasn't afraid to stand up to anybody and he never asked for any help.

                            If I recall correctly, bonesaw was a mod at "Freedom Talk" ... yoyo's board. Lady Ice gave BH her admin account there. We had much fun fucking over the place. I downloaded the database but Vile convinced me to not upload it to my own WAMP and read everybody's PMs. Vile even helped yoyo rebuild the site from the database I downloaded. It was back in the day of the GNAA and IRC chat so it really stands out.

                            AT even had the entire CO database and upgraded their site for them. Why the fuck would he have read BH PMs from a hack? Even Jewel had the whole BH database. He could have shot me a copy of the databases and watched them leak, but he didn't.

                            As for Bone being kicked out of the BH regs ... that was a group vote based more about getting a word in edgewise than quality. It's not that BH regs thought Bone suddenly couldn't flame after they voted him in ... respectfully, he was a bit too enthusiastic. Bone was a one man scroll bombing dogpile with too much free time. He was more valuable to BH as an opponent. That's my opinion.

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                              cw_ commented
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                              I found ATVile to have integrity as well. He wrote well on the forums, and was intelligent and reasonable off.

                          • #15
                            Lady Ice didn't have an admin panel at Freedom Talk. I let her into mine, knowing full well what she'd do... which is why I thought the post-HBTC excuse/whine of "you modded a forum owned by an "enemy" was so retarded. If I was more valuable as an enemy, just fucking say it. Votes and political bullshit. Feh. I removed the teeth and the balls from the Regs - or you did it to yourselves - either way and the institution was never the same after.

                            Like I've said, the Wire Cutters were way more fun to hang out with, probably because they weren't paranoid. I don't regret any of it.

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