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  • The Poofer VS Fat Danny- Final Elimination (Discussion Thread)

    ThePuker vs Fat Gumbi. Yeah, that's as interesting as watching a platypus fight to the death with a sick turtle. Clearly no one is interested in this major snoozefest you are attempting to architect.

    Just go back to playing DorkNite along with all the other mongoloids who haven't breached puberty yet.

  • #2
    Says the inbred loser who sucked at WoW.

    Who sucks at WoW?

    Flynn.

    A fucking MMORPG mind you, not a battle royale. MMORPGs take no skill whatsoever.


    Haw Haw

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    • #3
      Originally posted by thepoofer View Post
      Says the inbred loser who sucked at WoW.

      Who sucks at WoW?

      Flynn.

      A fucking MMORPG mind you, not a battle royale. MMORPGs take no skill whatsoever.


      Haw Haw
      Heh Heh.

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      • #4
        Poofer. Don't bother with the new Battlepack. It's shit according to my kids.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Scoundrel View Post
          Poofer. Don't bother with the new Battlepack. It's shit according to my kids.
          why you everywhere, faggot?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rancidmilko View Post
            why you everywhere, faggot?
            Because freedoms, that's why. And very possibly because Regurgitators, if your epithet holds any water whatsoever.





            Scoundrel's theme song? King Coffeebean seems to think so.




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          • #7
            Originally posted by The Scoundrel View Post
            Poofer. Don't bother with the new Battlepack. It's shit according to my kids.
            Battle pass?
            I got it free this month cuz glitches during the WC.

            I mean, I started out at 60% double points that isn't too bad. But they are correct, there are shit skins this season and nothing really to play for outside of the skin that looks like Whitney Wright which you get from the jump.

            I started so much shit on Twitter with Twitch streamers I had an army of them stream sniping. Fortnite is life to these tardlets and when you tell them they are just average, they take that shit personal because surely their mothers tell them they are the best.

            Ho hum.

            The Fortnite community is the most toxic community on the internet. You are fucking encouraged to humiliate and embarrass the other 99 players dropping along with you. The goal now isn't a royale, its making another player throw his controller or keyboard across the room. They sell emotes you can do after you murk a bot. Tell me that isn't encouraging, lol.

            All in all, I was ranked high, then hit a cold spell. This morning I was one of the top PS4 players in the world, now, not so much. Fortnite is always great fun the first day of a new season, then once the new waves of aimbots and hacks hit, it gets old quick.

            I've seen bullets curve, there's a texture hack that shows you where everyone is, its fucking ridiculous. It's a fucking game. Nobody is good, none of these ppl on twitch. Look at the top three ranked players right now. One guy has 51 top threes in 53 games. Those are insane numbers. Epic also seems to look the other way for big name streamers. It's a big boys club mentality that's going to kill the game quicker then Epic allowing the shit they have been.

            /rant

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            • #8
              Day One of Match:

              A note from din's diary!

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                Indeed. If this were a Blandscape metch we might have easily seen a page of hentai peppered with a few ''Honk honks'' by this point.


                What the hell happened to him by the way? The last I saw of him were a few shambling victory laps of the cheap seats to some half-hearted applause, then... nothing. Don't tell me he ran out of puff once he found his taint getting suckled upon by Jersey Gurl and the waahmazing Orangewoman's bovine tongues?

            • #9
              Originally posted by cw_ View Post
              Day One of Match:

              A note from din's diary!
              Did I not say this is running two weeks?

              I have five posts of investment in this match, and very little time. I refuse to post up filler over quality.

              By the end of the two weeks, there will be five posts from yours truly.

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              • #10
                Yeah, do that. The cheap seats are soaking their panties for the little amount of content we deign to afford their unregistered eyes. Not to pay any attention to it mind you, they just want an excuse to play with the pretty coloured beads on their abacus.





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                • #11
                  Also, facial fleshlights for the win.




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                  • #12
                    Ohh, and while I think of it.... this next part would actually be at home in a number of threads about the forum, but I think I'm going to put it here.


                    Din; do you remember that image you swore up and down was child porn? The one both Ceedub and I assured you wasn't such? The one that selected Sissy-Gurlz.cum swore up and down you did the right thing by deleting? Of course you do.


                    Well, I'm sure you've noticed it's return... nearly 700 instances of it in fact that have been littering this board for the past week. Well, you did say that Ceedub should post it up if she truly thought it wasnt CP... and she did. Meanwhile those same posters have been happily browsing these forums without commenting upon it once, not reporting it to the board owner, not bitching about it on their own forum, in spite of it meaning they get to download it multiple times to their computers whenever they visit.


                    And we know which ones have been downloading it, thanks to their own admissions of browsing this very forum to run back and complain everything about my longass posts to forums that don't concern them to your efforts against The Poofer. It's been going to their browser caches all this time. Many times actually, if the IP records are anything to go by. Additionally I'm guessing these cretins aren't exactly going to the trouble of zeroing their hard drives after visiting here which means that those images are still there.


                    Even assuming that you and they were right and that Ceedub, myself, the US legal system you were so quick to deride were wrong, what exactly does that say about those poor, self confessed nonces? That they are wannabe child porn consumers? That they are repeat offenders? That they have no problems with being accessories after the fact?


                    See, I told you I knew how US law worked in regards to this - I had to in my station as moderator and admin at Brawl-Hall. Even happening by genuine CP purely by accident has been enough to land some individuals in jail and these wankers from Smallish-Gonadz have admitted to coming back repeatedly, all but bragging about it in fact. And have any of them dobbed this site into the authorities thus far? Have thay balls!!! You would think they'd have been all over it like a rash considering how quick they were to laud your efforts and to condemn Ceedub and myself for giving you a hard time over it.


                    If they didn't bitch when Ceedub first switched her av to it they're certainly not about to do it now. What might have been a cheap points scoring exercise if acted upon even as recently as a week ago may very well result in the authorities seizing their precious devices for summary forensic analysis to see just how deep their own culpability in this non-event was. If it was CP of course.


                    Which it wasn't. That it passed unremarked for so long only serves to prove their initial support for the allegation had even less grounds to the claim as when a certain ex of mine went completely batshit crazy at The Retard Farm admins that I had photoshopped her ten year old KD-gobbing retard's likeness a whole two months after I'd shopped the ratbag's pigtails on to the head of some random maori.


                    Oh dear. Ouch even. To think that poor Scoundrel is even now attempting to scare up enough interest out of that brains trust to run a PYP when ^this low rent garbage is the best they can scare up and somehow still manage to wind up kicking their own arses for it. Brawl-Hall it ain't, it barely even qualifies as worthy Retard Farm material.




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                    • #13
                      Jesus H Christ harmless you really do love the sound of your own voice don't you.

                      For the record I thought Din did the right thing too and was treated quite badly for doing so.Let's face facts here and be honest,he wasn't de-modded for removing your post,he was de-modded because he was making the forum interesting.And you just couldn't handle the fact that everything wasn't about you.You just couldn't handle the fact that someone had come in and wanted to make the forum entertaining for the entire membership and not just you.I knew the writing was on the wall for Din when he made a few changes to the flame forum and stated what he considered should and shouldn't be allowed.Then along came you and as per usual made it all about you. "I'm an admin and out-rank you so I don't have to follow those rules" (or words to that effect) After you made that post I knew the writing was on the wall for Din and that you would be looking for the excuse to remove him from his position.You're narcissistic personality disorder just couldn't handle the fact that the forum was being bettered for everyone and as per usual, you wanted everything to be about you.

                      From just looking at the front page of the furness it would seem that you achieved exactly what you wanted,the entire front page of you talking to nobody but yourself.Yay,great job there Harmless,you single handedly destroyed all the good work Poofer and Din put in to make the forum for everyone in one foul swoop.YAY,YOU.One at this point might wonder what exactly it was you have on ms.W to make her bow to you're every demand.And let's not pretend here that you don't get special treatment form CW because it's obvious to everyone at this point that you do.

                      Poofer-Goes awol for two months.de-modded.
                      Bumsore-Goes awol for ? de-modded.
                      Din-Dares to remove something he considers goes against the TOS. de-modded.
                      Harmless-Goes awol for 3 months +. Welcomed back with open arms and not de-admined.


                      BRING BACK DANNY !!!



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                        I don't recall. I do however distinctly remember his post after his last callout where he said ''I set out to prove that Din for his sins could not run a match thread '' which I interpreted to mean ''I set out to do everything possible to fuck up the smooth running of the match system here. '' If he was calling for Din's reinstatement after that, then I can only assume it was for the purposes of throwing more spanners in the works for his own personal amusement and further vindication I was right in hobbling his account in the first place.


                        Along with (presumably) an endorsement of the whole ''let the users moderate themselves rather than have the staff nanny them. '' Blandscape certainly appears to be doing fine in that regard; after all, he isn't out here stress testing other aspects of the running of this site. I'd say the whole omelette was a roaring success.

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                        Bland had a bring back KM campaign that included a de-modded due to 'awol' component. This strikes me as a copycat of that performance.

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                        Bland also had a penis once upon a time, for which a few of us are justly sorry on his behalf for. Maybe Weepy is hankering for a bit of the same sympathy.

                    • #14
                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      Jesus H Christ harmless you really do love the sound of your own voice don't you.

                      For the record I thought Din did the right thing too and was treated quite badly for doing so.Let's face facts here and be honest...
                      Well I'd love to. You can start by admitting you never once entertained the idea that Din365 might have been 86ed from the position for any number of reasons other than the one you've misidentified.


                      You aren't on staff, so you haven't been privy to either the Admin or Moderator group chats on the shoutboxes, correct? But here you are, ranting as if you have the first idea about how how this forum runs regardless, like the fat, overly bloated bag of wind you are.


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      ...he wasn't de-modded for removing your post...
                      Be a bit stupid if he was, the only person whose post he removed was Twatty Von Uber Oink's. Who I notice has been notably silent since the callout. Perhaps you'd care to offer up some excuse for that one in the fulness of time, I'm sure it will be as equally exciting as your cavortings here.


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      ...he was de-modded because he was making the forum interesting.
                      That's strange, because that's not the impression we're getting from your gurlfriends over at the Gurly Groundz. Feel free to revisit your attempts at snogging up with the Jersey Gurl in the Putz Pit, or better yet why not plead with the Puta running the place to delete the thread entirely. She's managed to delete a whole site previously to cover her tracks so she should be able to manage a simple thread... provided she doesn't toss all her toys out of the pram in a fit of rage of course.


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      And you just couldn't handle the fact that everything wasn't about you.You just couldn't handle the fact that someone had come in and wanted to make the forum entertaining for the entire membership and not just you.I knew the writing was on the wall for Din when he made a few changes to the flame forum and stated what he considered should and shouldn't be allowed.Then along came you and as per usual made it all about you.
                      You mean like you're doing here? Like your bumchums have been attempting to do over there? Or is it perhaps more like that time when a bunch of you got your noses out of joint that a few threads of yours got moved over at the Gurly Grounds, stamped your feet like a bunch of irate schoolgurls and came stampeding over here under the misconception that your ideas for this site were the only ones worth commenting on... including those of the person who actually pays for the damned thing?


                      Sit down fucksplash, write another couple of "just answer me this one question honestly" PMs and call back in the morning.


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      "I'm an admin and out-rank you so I don't have to follow those rules" (or words to that effect) After you made that post I knew the writing was on the wall for Din and that you would be looking for the excuse to remove him from his position.You're narcissistic personality disorder just couldn't handle the fact that the forum was being bettered for everyone and as per usual, you wanted everything to be about you.
                      That's your narrative and you're welcome to it. The fact is, the only people pushing it are similarly as out of the loop as yourself when it comes to staff decisions, and probably every bit as ready to chimp out that it's all somehow my fault, in spite of one glaringly logical fuckup; I'm not actually the person paying for the site, Ceedub is. So if I take it into my head to start deleting staff she's appointed, I'd be off the staff and DIn would have been reinstated in a heartbeat. Ooops, didn't think of that, did you?


                      No pal, I was as interested in getting him 86ed as I was appointing him in the first place. In fact, I played his devil's advocate, since I was not interested in seeing Blondestate succeed in his stated aim of creating the conditions where he might highlight Danny's incompetence behind a panel.


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      From just looking at the front page of the furness it would seem that you achieved exactly what you wanted,the entire front page of you talking to nobody but yourself.Yay,great job there Harmless,you single handedly destroyed all the good work Poofer and Din put in to make the forum for everyone in one foul swoop.
                      Except we already effectively have one of those and you are more than entitled to take directions from one of the window lickers to direct you back to it. Where you will doubtless be received with open arms and cuddles and pats on the head for how well you told Flametruth its business here today, right before they get down to waxing lyrical about how crappy the callout efforts are here, in spite of all that sterlingly hard work of Poofer and Din to make it otherwise.


                      This forum has a different purpose than the one you... or they... have mapped out for it. As does TBC. What a crying shame for forums everywhere that they don't drop everything they're doing just because some sniveling fat bloated blubbertard and his overly medicated posse in the Cheap Seats says so!


                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      YAY,YOU.One at this point might wonder what exactly it was you have on ms.W to make her bow to you're every demand.And let's not pretend here that you don't get special treatment form CW because it's obvious to everyone at this point that you do.
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                      Poofer-Goes awol for two months.de-modded.
                      Bumsore-Goes awol for ? de-modded.
                      Din-Dares to remove something he considers goes against the TOS. de-modded.


                      Harmless-Goes awol for 3 months +. Welcomed back with open arms and not de-admined.
                      Five months, you knew that when you breathlessly charged in here screaming about being overly goderated by the walking fleshlight at the Simpleton Groundz last Nosevember. I wouldn't be at all surprised if a few of you saw a chance to boss Ceedub into running things your way and knew from my exit that there wouldn't be anyone about to call you on your bullshit.


                      And you can "wonder" all you like. I could hazard a guess that if anyone told you, it would go in one ear and out the other. It's as if you have a permanent blind spot to anything that doesn't suit your idea on how the world around you works, kind of akin to the slavering sheeple who blindly bleat along with the CNN's and FOXes of this world as they do their thinking for them.


                      The fact is I don't make any demands of Ceedub. The nearest I've come to it was the text message I shot her this morning to inquire how much longer she intended to keep that alleged piece of Cheese Pizza as her avatar... the very same one that Din challenged her to put up after he deleted it, before he decided it warranted his ultimate ignoring of the stips of the no judges match match it was in and to judge it regardless. All of which (according to you) was doing the Right Thing by us guys. Maybe he did, just not in the way you would like to admit now that I'm having a good old chortle at you and your would-be nonce friends for insistently browsing a site which a number of you swore up and down that Din was attempting to clean up, meanwhile the shit you're defending his ill-placed mod actions for has been riding pride of place on the site owner's own profile, put there quietly and without fanfare by her own hand a week ago and remaining completely uncommented by the same unimaginative ratbags who claimed to have seen it before Din deleted it from a callout last time.


                      Now you're pretending that I enjoy some special privilege that affords me +10HP to bend Ceedub to my will, a power which I mysteriously failed to exercise last Cawktober when I simply walked away from what I found unpalatable then. Fair dinkum, your theory has more holes in it than the contents of Caskur's heirlooms drawer. Which is why when you start howling...

                      Originally posted by Not the reaper View Post
                      BRING BACK DANNY !!!
                      ...you don't see me making the same demand of Ceedub to reverse the decision she made to bail him*. Because I don't make demands of the site owner. I leave that kind of self entitled behaviour to brainless twats like you.


                      Ceedub does what Ceedub wants. As does pretty much anyone else here in fact, the difference being that I learned a long time ago that if it wasn't MY toy, then I really had no right to call the shots on who got to play with it or how. There's the reason for the imagined "preferential treatment" you insist I am receiving, a phrase so asinine when applied to the realms of administrators and moderators that it could only come from the kind of gimp who regards them as status symbols... or some kind of fucked up Super Special Powahs to do whatever the hell they feel like with zero reference to anything else. Lucky for us we have just that kind of weasely, spineless gimp in you, perfectly prepared to screech and chimp out for the purposes of having your bald patch patted and your furry nuts fondled for being a good little monkey in places where the "for everyone" ethos means a whopping three dozen or so redheaded stepchildren wheeling their special ed scooters about in circles with their PYPs and podcasts and wonder why they cannot bring the weight of their social media contacts to bear on the Greater Glory of your little hugbox. I'll tell you why; it's because you're all gayer than fuck - so much so in fact that even the pooftersexual community cannot be bothered interacting with you any more than the forums you stubbornly insist on attempting to drag to your kiddie table can be bothered fronting.


                      You would do well to remember that the next time you're caterwauling about how I have supposedly singlehandedly destroyed your delusions of grandeur for this site, vermin. Your attempts to take the SG model and stick it to this forum stand or fall on their own merits; I'm doing fuck all to help or hinder them because I don't care if you skate on the juices of your personal wet dreams or fall arse first back into them. I personally have an audience of 41.5 thousand just a couple of keystrokes away, so I can scarcely regard your best efforts of the last half a year as anything other than piddling small change and if you consider the two or three callouts that have been held so far this year a failure because Ceedub, myself and your bumchums back at Gurly Grounds aren't fawning over them then that's on you and your efforts and expectations, no-one else's. Ceedub has been more than gracious to allow you the use of her board to try and make it fly, there's an active callout running even as we speak between your two of your heroes. But that doesn't mean you get to dictate to her what she does with her investment and frankly you are wasting your time screaming your demands at me you porkulent pansy-assed primadonna.


                      Now, if you are quite done with your screeching demands and banshee wails of protest from your pissy little third rate tin pot fascist nanny-state dicktatorship, then maybe... just maybe... you might like to turn your attention to the cause at hand here... namely the callout you are so fucking devastated and heartbroken over that isn't going quite the way you would personally like, you doughy pig-eyed and wet-cheeked cuck. Time to stop blaming others for your own Failures, particularly on those you insist are "harmless". I'm sure even you can appreciate that having your toys trashed by someone you insist as such paints you as THE most hapless, incompetent waste of genetic flubber to ever wobble his way out of the wreckage of Troll Valhalla and you are invited to reflect quietly on the truth of all I've said here while you are waiting for the next oh-so gripping installment from your champions as your chromosomally and intellectually challenged wankspasms over at Weaksauce Groundz prewrite their condemnations of it.


                      * - cricket reference, only fully understood by civilised nations. Americans need not apply.




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                      • #15
                        Even if what weepy says was all true, then it still doesn't change the fact it is CW's site, and if she booted me solely to keep cunt happy, then she has every right to do it.

                        And lets just pretend what weepy said is 100% accurate, and his demand somehow succeeds and I'm re-instated as mod........it just wouldn't be worth it. The first thing somebody who wanted me gone due to ego would do would be exactly what blandscape set out to do, but with a panel. Every single thing I do would be put under a fine microscope for the sole reason to find any reason to get rid of me no matter how insignificant, and would even go off-site to try to find something to apply to me. I wouldn't be able to mod, because I would have to watch my ass 24/7, and there wouldn't be a "right" thing I could do in the eyes of a petty admin, because that admin would be basically trying to get rid of me again by any means necessary.

                        Even if weepy is 100% correct, then what makes weepy think that CW would even listen to him over one of her own admins that she trusts to help her run the site? It would be time and energy wasted and end up back to square one even if weepy was able to convince CW, so what exactly would even be the point?

                        It would just make zero sense to ever mod this place ever again if weepy was correct.

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                          And the suppositories that mongs like Weepy insist on squeezing out? The ones with no basis in reality whatsoever, other than their own grotesque fundament? Are they ''illiterate devices''?

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                          Fundament Fan Fic.

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                          Well, he's welcome to his drivel, I don't need to deal with that shit. I'm in a great mood at this point, it's been a kickass Sunday night out here in Meatspace and tomorrow is a public holiday (which I don't have to work for a change).


                          In other news, while Weinerpy has been staring at the photos of his ex-wife and kids on the mantlepiece wistfully, I've had the pleasure of carousing with sweet chickiebabes half my age, while I was ''hard at work' (read ''twiddling with expensive audio equipment for my own amusement as grateful patrons paid for my drinks and otherwise fattened the wallet of the club owner''). I'm living the bacchanalian dream here, no doubt my head will thank me for it in the morning.


                          I believe I figured out why he hates my guts so much. Weepy I mean. Probably 98% of the rest of the haters too. How dare I find myself at such a financially and spiritually rewarding juncture in life when I should be dying slowly and horribly in puddles of my own vomit!!
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