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  • How to write a scrollbomb like sir cunty

    No way near as good but it takes a lot pf practice to master the art of scroll bombing.



    Brain blew this smoke out his ass: "I have no idea what you're talking about or getting at".


    Exactly, you have absolutely no idea on how to run a fucking website, dick lips. You can't even fix your fucking 503 errors or get a decent host. Stop trying to suck your own cock all dam day and find a fucking clue, better yet, shove a clue up your ass and have one of the shit posters you surround yourself with read it, since they are permanently attached to your gaping asshole all day they are in a better position to read them for you since all you seem capable of doing is vacillating on how well third fail is doing one day and how it does not matter if no one posts at your shithole the next. All that spinning must be making you so dizzy that you have joined the fellow pukes and unorganized sacks of shit stumbling about your forum who can't tell the difference between humor and posting a god dam gif for the 55th time, dumbass.






    Brain vomited this: "You're in flame and troll site and all i see is posted text, presumably in furtherance of flaming and trolling you".

    I don't see text, have you gone blind and senile faster than your lackey Obi has? All I see in this dump is a handful of fingers being thrust excitedly into various posters assholes before the "smell my fingers" games begin. Benzo-over bitch!

    You actually going to call what you and TCW do flaming? I am sure you will since you have rotted from the head down by this point and all you can do is compliment flea on making a better fucking site than yours in 2 months, and she is mildly retarded to boot. Says a lot about your qualifications for even running a web site. Never mind you seem to have the intelligence of a pile of bricks, you cow udder licking, half bred shitty little manthing.






    Brain's dick spoke this: "Yes, there is a fine line between trolling and harassment but you all need to get back to the entertainment aspect of this and stop taking this shit so seriously. That goes for everybody".

    What is entertaining is throwing you down upon your own lies and holding your head under a pile of your own bullshit until you start begging for help from the penis gallery. Do you even have a spine or do the rest of the fools you have working for you just carry you around in the same pale that you vomit in whenever you are forced to read your own pathetic site?

    You do read your site don't you?

    Not much to read now is there except couch gifs and you screaming for everyone to start posting more "entertainment" What could be more entertaining than seeing you twist in the flatulent wind that blows through your little port a potty in the woods. What better fun that watching you fall endlessly down the monument of your own failure. The heart of third fail has been torn out and eaten in front of you and all you can do is whimper and post smiley faces. Get out the ban button and prove again you are a hypocritical cretin who tries to channel Evil Blood but ends up looking like Quasimodo all hunched over and drooling on the floor.

    You can't even handle a scroll bomb you gutless simpleton, should i have this post 3D printed into a pair of anal beads and thread them up your asshole? Will that garner a reply from you?





    Brain pissed: "At some point the entertainment value meter drops to near zero and the harassment level meter begins to rise".

    The entertainment value of third fail has fallen lower than Donald Trumps approval rating, you Clinton cunt licking prick! Why don't you follow in your heroes footsteps and go get lost in the fucking woods, you sure aint winning at anything. You are managing to lose more members than a Japanese suicide club.


    Brain spat: "As for me, I don't cheer for anything, I just provide a forum for people to post about whatever the fuck they like with a few ground rules. After they post it, I may react to it just like everyone else. If they run afoul of the ground rules, I take action."

    You don't need to cheer, you fucking dunce. That is Fredreeksa and the rest of the pom pom clowns you got running around here in over sized shoes job. And the only thing people appear to be posting, if we discount the gay spam from TCW, is what a fucking lousy admin you are. You suck at this game motherfucker, stick to sucking cawk and trying to get Obi to promote something more than another life hack. Fucken jerk!


    Brain shat: "As far as you (and anyone else) going, so be it if you so chose. Whether we are 5 people or 500 people posting here, I really don't care. More traffic doesn't add one cent to my pockets (to the contrary, it costs me more money). It is what it is and we will still be here to give an audience and voice to those who wish to post here."


    You got an excuse for everything but that is just another pile of shit that I will cut into 4 pieces and shove down your fucking throat.

    So if your site is busy it may cost you 5 cents extra each month? I bet you were close to declaring bankruptcy when Phrosy was spamming all that tranny porn eh? Now you must be saving enough money to take another trip around the world. Maybe you can stop in and enjoy some of caskur's home cooked food, I am sure she has space in the back garden to bury your dumb ass in if you happen to keel over after eating it. The giant sucking sound of third fail seems to have made you deaf to the constant criticism and scorn that has been heaped upon you. That is a good thing cause about the only thing you will hear in third rail these days is the sloppy slapping of Johny and Stan as they beat off each others tiny cocks and you lap it up drop by drop. Fuck tard!



    c



    crosspost

    don't think this is long enough for a true bomb, but it is practice

  • #2
    TLDR.

    I dont have time to read or write that level of unfunny inconsequential jabber. Hankins was right when he said most posts in FT should be no longer than 3 or 4 sentences.

    Most dont have the talent to maintain a level of humour for one sentence let alone scroll bombs.

    special shout here to neomonk, the most boring and longwinded poster I have ever come across.


    There, ideal post length!!!

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    • #3
      How do you know if it was funny or not if you didn't read it? I thought it was a pretty good quote/reply parody. Funnier than your namedrop fart, that's for sure!!!

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      • #4
        good job at TRF, cookie, you managed to get the shit train to post another 2 pages of emoticons and stale gifs.

        Were you expecting something else?

        Drop a mentos into coca cola and you get the same reaction every time, same thing when posting anything at TRF.

        you get covered in foam spittle and a little bit of cast off cum

        [random gif goes here]


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Regan Macneil View Post
          No way near as good but it takes a lot pf practice to master the art of scroll bombing.



          Brain blew this smoke out his ass: "I have no idea what you're talking about or getting at".


          Exactly, you have absolutely no idea on how to run a fucking website, dick lips. You can't even fix your fucking 503 errors or get a decent host. Stop trying to suck your own cock all dam day and find a fucking clue, better yet, shove a clue up your ass and have one of the shit posters you surround yourself with read it, since they are permanently attached to your gaping asshole all day they are in a better position to read them for you since all you seem capable of doing is vacillating on how well third fail is doing one day and how it does not matter if no one posts at your shithole the next. All that spinning must be making you so dizzy that you have joined the fellow pukes and unorganized sacks of shit stumbling about your forum who can't tell the difference between humor and posting a god dam gif for the 55th time, dumbass.






          Brain vomited this: "You're in flame and troll site and all i see is posted text, presumably in furtherance of flaming and trolling you".

          I don't see text, have you gone blind and senile faster than your lackey Obi has? All I see in this dump is a handful of fingers being thrust excitedly into various posters assholes before the "smell my fingers" games begin. Benzo-over bitch!

          You actually going to call what you and TCW do flaming? I am sure you will since you have rotted from the head down by this point and all you can do is compliment flea on making a better fucking site than yours in 2 months, and she is mildly retarded to boot. Says a lot about your qualifications for even running a web site. Never mind you seem to have the intelligence of a pile of bricks, you cow udder licking, half bred shitty little manthing.






          Brain's dick spoke this: "Yes, there is a fine line between trolling and harassment but you all need to get back to the entertainment aspect of this and stop taking this shit so seriously. That goes for everybody".

          What is entertaining is throwing you down upon your own lies and holding your head under a pile of your own bullshit until you start begging for help from the penis gallery. Do you even have a spine or do the rest of the fools you have working for you just carry you around in the same pale that you vomit in whenever you are forced to read your own pathetic site?

          You do read your site don't you?

          Not much to read now is there except couch gifs and you screaming for everyone to start posting more "entertainment" What could be more entertaining than seeing you twist in the flatulent wind that blows through your little port a potty in the woods. What better fun that watching you fall endlessly down the monument of your own failure. The heart of third fail has been torn out and eaten in front of you and all you can do is whimper and post smiley faces. Get out the ban button and prove again you are a hypocritical cretin who tries to channel Evil Blood but ends up looking like Quasimodo all hunched over and drooling on the floor.

          You can't even handle a scroll bomb you gutless simpleton, should i have this post 3D printed into a pair of anal beads and thread them up your asshole? Will that garner a reply from you?





          Brain pissed: "At some point the entertainment value meter drops to near zero and the harassment level meter begins to rise".

          The entertainment value of third fail has fallen lower than Donald Trumps approval rating, you Clinton cunt licking prick! Why don't you follow in your heroes footsteps and go get lost in the fucking woods, you sure aint winning at anything. You are managing to lose more members than a Japanese suicide club.


          Brain spat: "As for me, I don't cheer for anything, I just provide a forum for people to post about whatever the fuck they like with a few ground rules. After they post it, I may react to it just like everyone else. If they run afoul of the ground rules, I take action."

          You don't need to cheer, you fucking dunce. That is Fredreeksa and the rest of the pom pom clowns you got running around here in over sized shoes job. And the only thing people appear to be posting, if we discount the gay spam from TCW, is what a fucking lousy admin you are. You suck at this game motherfucker, stick to sucking cawk and trying to get Obi to promote something more than another life hack. Fucken jerk!


          Brain shat: "As far as you (and anyone else) going, so be it if you so chose. Whether we are 5 people or 500 people posting here, I really don't care. More traffic doesn't add one cent to my pockets (to the contrary, it costs me more money). It is what it is and we will still be here to give an audience and voice to those who wish to post here."


          You got an excuse for everything but that is just another pile of shit that I will cut into 4 pieces and shove down your fucking throat.

          So if your site is busy it may cost you 5 cents extra each month? I bet you were close to declaring bankruptcy when Phrosy was spamming all that tranny porn eh? Now you must be saving enough money to take another trip around the world. Maybe you can stop in and enjoy some of caskur's home cooked food, I am sure she has space in the back garden to bury your dumb ass in if you happen to keel over after eating it. The giant sucking sound of third fail seems to have made you deaf to the constant criticism and scorn that has been heaped upon you. That is a good thing cause about the only thing you will hear in third rail these days is the sloppy slapping of Johny and Stan as they beat off each others tiny cocks and you lap it up drop by drop. Fuck tard!



          c



          crosspost

          don't think this is long enough for a true bomb, but it is practice




          Could you tell me where the toilets are?

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          • Blandscape
            Blandscape commented
            Editing a comment
            I seemed to have arrived outside my comfort zone, and me bladder ain't what it woz.

          • Blandscape
            Blandscape commented
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            I seem to inadvertently av' a picture of a cat, in a Obi None pictorial homage to an arsehole.

          • cw_
            cw_ commented
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            The toilets are in the head.

        • #6
          • The toilets are in the head
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          What's in the tail???

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          • cw_
            cw_ commented
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            It's a nautical term, ya landlubber.

        • #7
          Ahoy??

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          • #8
            Originally posted by The Wise and Powerful View Post
            Ahoy??
            I hope someone creates a Pirate scrollbomb for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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            • #9
              Originally posted by cw_ View Post

              I hope someone creates a Pirate scrollbomb for Talk Like a Pirate Day.
              Shiver me timbers, Tuesday, September 19 is coming up fast.

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              • #10
                A pirate scrollbomb? You're kidding me, right? Few enough can respond to a regular scrollbomb; present them with 25K of Piratespeke and they'd likely walk... I mean wank the plank.

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                • #11
                  Originally posted by Cookie Monster View Post
                  TLDR.

                  I dont have time to read or write that level of unfunny inconsequential jabber. Hankins was right when he said most posts in FT should be no longer than 3 or 4 sentences.

                  Most dont have the talent to maintain a level of humour for one sentence let alone scroll bombs.

                  special shout here to neomonk, the most boring and longwinded poster I have ever come across.


                  There, ideal post length!!!

                  Good point. Then there's the happy medium that you offer... posts that are short and boring.

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                  • #12
                    I rarely write scrollbombs. Those alleged "scrollbombs" at The Retard Farm didn't qualify as such, being that they were responses to multiple posters. I could have written them as individual posts but that would have elevated The Mor0n's traffic count. Couldn't have that. Additionally, there's the matter of whingers crawling out of the woodwork when you string three or more consecutive posts out, irrespective of how many individual posts you may be responding to at the time.

                    I realise for those of us used to winning titles off the back of a single emoticons and similar minimalistic efforts that walls of text can seem daunting in the extreme, that it is more easily dismissed outright than to tackle it head on (as a genuine flamer might), but fuck it. If your idea of winning a flame exchange can be boiled down to running like a bitch from anything that requires you to exercise your grey matter or cavorting about in transports of ebonic ecstacy and throwing gifs of trannie cawks about the place then by all means advertise your incompetence in such a manner. The bar has been lowered so fucking far over the last generation it's amazing that most of today's "'champions" can remember to tie their own shoelaces... or even breathe half the time. Admittedly these are talents most likely surplus to the requirements of 99% of couch potato sportsmen and lower level fast food management types so perhaps us more intellectually inclined creative types might be called upon to cut some slack for the 25 Words Or Less brigade who have nothing to say and all the time in the world to repeat it ad infinitum... but considering they can't make the effort to accommodate their intellectual and comedic superiors' efforts, I don't see why I or anyone else should be bothered accommodating their driving urge for validation in the form of participation awards for hurling their buttnuggets about the place.

                    Unless your name is The Bra1n, in which case I can well understand why you'd need to court such imbecilic examples of fucktardery to make your own look somewhat less out of place.

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                    • #13
                      Stan fuck you

                      This stank discharge of anal fuck-splat has been bitching about Flea like he was one of her exes from texas.

                      FACT:

                      She is a puerto rican....not a fucking asian you dumb ass white boy. Do you live in Antartica and have never been around Puerto Ricans? You must be living in a spider hole because obviously you also have never looked at your ugly self in the mirror yet continue to whine about how other people look while sporting a god dam random dog image in your avatar. Obi's poll after failed poll have shown you are the dumbest motherfucker in here.

                      The only reason they keep you in TCW is to make the other members look sentinent

                      post up your ugly ass selfie or shut the fuck up already you hippo sized crypt crawling ghoul

                      and as for Flea being a good mother or a bad mother.

                      SHE IS PUERTO RICAN you stupid cocksucker!!

                      Puerto Ricans consider tight yoga pants proper church going atire

                      they wear fluorescent lip gloss

                      As long as Flea's children don't think Slenderman is telling them to kill their classmates or they are appearing on "CNN's Breaking News" every month......then flea is a doing a fine job as mother

                      You on the other hand are a shit poster who has no purpose in life except to belong to a faggot pretend gang of half wits sporting a banner that heralds their own endless stupidity

                      so STANley Kowalski from "A short bus called desire" go back to standing under flea's window while bellowing her name day and night you cupid stunt

                      and go find us all a new gif you petulant little prick..... :lolatu:




                      Fuck you Feral and Flea

                      Is Feral queen of flame or just another dumpster diva?

                      Where is her full body shot?? The same place as flea??? Both Missing in action or prisoners of bad filters

                      Gawd Feral can't take a selfie worth shit, they all resemble some blurred image of the Florida Swamp Ape taken by an amateur cryptozoologist

                      Flea's selfies look like she was caught on a night vision camera trap while attempting to steal someones lawn flamingos


                      These two bitches fight more than feuding rappers straight out of Compton produced by death row broken records

                      They been fist banging each others vaginas so hard that both their cunts are filled with chipped nails and streaked with wet Korean nail polish

                      Feral is always haw hawing about Flea but Feral needs flea more than flea needs feral. I mean Feral got roughed up by a Flame Truth Cat avatar

                      And Feral posted her titty pic.....a pic so distressing than even the cawk talk johhny storm was rendered speechless...all he could utter was "That was pretty desperate"

                      FACT:

                      CW has the best titties in this gin joint

                      PERIOD!!

                      and she does not need to post them every month to prove it.... so you two can argue about whose vagina is bigger or more stinky and just hand the titty trophy to CW and move on

                      MOVE ON!

                      and in case you forgot

                      Flea is a Puerto Rican

                      If these two met, flea would machine gun stab Feral in the fucking vagina then make Feral lick the blood off her knife

                      then flea would cover Feral's body with gravy and bacon and let the dingoes finish her off

                      The only hope Feral would have is if she weighed 300 pounds (and maybe she does...oh wait she does weigh 300 pounds because I just said she did and that makes it another FACT) and just fell on Flea before flea could pull her knife out

                      Only chance!! So Feral, go leave some ass sweat in a Swedish Sauna and excrete those toxins from all that crazy ass food and wine you been eating and telling us about in the Coven and shut the fuck up about flea for a fucking week

                      Flea, you need to be airlifted out of here like this was the fall of Saigon and also take a 1 week holiday from TRF and chow down on some tequila and strawberry marshmellows



                      Fuck you Caskur

                      Hey...PM those fucking chops that we have all seen already dozens of times directly to brain and spare us this torment

                      We all know you want to lube up Bra1ins cock with a batch of your homemade mashed potatoes and then slowly lick it off while Bra1in's cowlick does back-flips on his fucking forehead


                      Fuck you Benzo

                      FACT!

                      Flea thinks you are shit and is just playing with your ass because that is what she does..plays with assholes

                      You better start dropping her some flower emoticons before her next crimson tide carries your dumb ass out to sea and you end up in davy jones locker

                      Fuck you Johnny Storm

                      CAWK!

                      Fuck you phrostbyte!

                      Tranny porn!!

                      (that about sums up your post history and you two fools are doomed to repeat it)

                      Fuck you JDOG

                      Hey, is that sink you are standing next to in your selfie real marble or faux marble....and if it is faux marble what the hell is wrong with you....Home Depot did not have real marble so you settled for a faux marble image glued over particle board

                      Say it aint so Joooo

                      Fuck you Cunty

                      'Cause you had a bad day..or a bad week or a few months on facebook...OMG...really
                      You sing a sad song just to turn it around then bore us all into the ground
                      You say you don't know where the Flea relationship went wrong
                      You smoke a bong, post a wad of cash
                      You work at a smile, throw your Flea selfies in the trash
                      You had a bad day
                      Flea's camera always lies
                      You're sitting back down, on your studio couch
                      Stop being a grouch, don't act like a slouch

                      You just had a bad day..or a week..or 6 months on facebook....really... Oh SNAP!
                      You had a bad day...a really bad Facebook relationship...don't they have 10 step programs for that?


                      Well you need some more nectar
                      The point is, this whole episode in your life is really bizzare
                      And I don't need you carrying on about it day after day
                      The cunt wankers are going to start calling you gay


                      You had a bad day...Its fucking Facebook!! Holy shit!
                      Cunty is still talking about this fucking shit

                      Dude..here is another

                      FACT!!

                      If you moved in with Flea...less than a week later Flea would declare you missing...she would hold a candle light vigil every day while plastering "Cunty is Missing" posters in every walmart she shops at

                      a month later your body parts will start washing up on California beaches as traumatized kids scooping up beach sand discover your mutilated genitals in their brightly colored pales

                      Flea would spin an elaborate tail of how you went surfing and ran into a gang of sharks that had just ingested bags of cocaine that was recently thrown overboard by a Jamaican drug runner

                      these sharks were high and mistook you for a baby seal and tore you to pieces..the cops will believe every word since flea will pass a lie detector with flying colors

                      It will be deemed a horrible freak accident

                      Caskur will then start posting an endless stream of Jaws themed chops with Richard Dreyfuss pulling your head out of a sharks stomach and claiming her curse worked

                      Fuck you Freud

                      We all know you have blocked out that Feral sex incident by claiming it was all just a really bad recurring dream where you were fucking a kangaroo who had the face of caskur while a murder of crows stood by and watched


                      Fuck you Obi

                      Those Asian chicks despise you



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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by Regan Macneil View Post
                        Fuck you Cunty

                        'Cause you had a bad day..or a bad week or a few months on facebook...OMG...really
                        You sing a sad song just to turn it around then bore us all into the ground
                        You say you don't know where the Flea relationship went wrong
                        You smoke a bong, post a wad of cash
                        You work at a smile, throw your Flea selfies in the trash
                        You had a bad day
                        Flea's camera always lies
                        You're sitting back down, on your studio couch
                        Stop being a grouch, don't act like a slouch

                        You just had a bad day..or a week..or 6 months on facebook....really... Oh SNAP!
                        You had a bad day...a really bad Facebook relationship...don't they have 10 step programs for that?


                        Well you need some more nectar
                        The point is, this whole episode in your life is really bizzare
                        And I don't need you carrying on about it day after day
                        The cunt wankers are going to start calling you gay


                        You had a bad day...Its fucking Facebook!! Holy shit!
                        Cunty is still talking about this fucking shit

                        Dude..here is another

                        FACT!!

                        If you moved in with Flea...less than a week later Flea would declare you missing...she would hold a candle light vigil every day while plastering "Cunty is Missing" posters in every walmart she shops at

                        a month later your body parts will start washing up on California beaches as traumatized kids scooping up beach sand discover your mutilated genitals in their brightly colored pales

                        Flea would spin an elaborate tail of how you went surfing and ran into a gang of sharks that had just ingested bags of cocaine that was recently thrown overboard by a Jamaican drug runner

                        these sharks were high and mistook you for a baby seal and tore you to pieces..the cops will believe every word since flea will pass a lie detector with flying colors

                        It will be deemed a horrible freak accident

                        Caskur will then start posting an endless stream of Jaws themed chops with Richard Dreyfuss pulling your head out of a sharks stomach and claiming her curse worked
                        Yeah well that's not going to happen now, is it? I traded up to a human being. She's sitting next to me right now.

                        And smiling.

                        Probably thinking what a bipolar mess old Drone HairyAss Tardglarian, Muffcabbage of Drag On And Ons is.

                        Or maybe it's all just trolling on my part. You never know with me.


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