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    Let's get ready and suck real steady
    Why don't we call each other gay
    And Take shelter in a flame gang

    the posts are such a hit
    like a plate of steaming shit
    we will post hump and act like schills
    if Bra21in agrees to pay all the site bills

    Where is my Bonesaw
    Where are all the guffaws
    how can we have a happy ending
    if there is another error 503 pending

    Why don't you find a new gif
    go fuck yourself and jump off a cliff
    and I'll tell you what I had to eat

    Oh I know your cock hurts from stroking so hard
    all this grunting reminds me of a farm yard
    I will agree to wipe off your chin
    if you agree not to post my PI ever again

    Where is all the quality?
    Where the hell is Flea?
    Where is my virtual crown?
    Where have all the flamers gone?

    Bra1in is wearing a new dress tonight
    let's all get under it and start a fight
    Say, are you mad again bro?
    when all we do is suck and blow?

    we finally sold out
    now all you can do is pout
    Go sign up at Flame Truth
    Ask to see Cunty's missing tooth
    and then come back running back
    because it is talent you lack


    I will go have a beer
    you can all act like queers
    Why aint this page loading
    maybe it's because of lousy web coding
    the site is headed for another crash
    because the site owner lacks the cash
    this is a motherfucking con
    where the hell have all the flamers gone

  • #2
    Gay-o, Gay-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and obi wan' go home
    Gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say Gay-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and obi wan' go home

    Work all night on a read sum cun`t
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)
    Spoiler tranny till thee morning come
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)

    Come, Mr. TRF Mon, google me more tranny
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)
    Come, Mr. TRF Mon, google me more tranny
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)

    It's six inch, seven inch, eight inch, brunch!
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)
    Six inch, seven inch, eight inch, brunch!
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)

    A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)
    Hide three deadly cunt wrangla
    (Daylight come and obi wan' go home)

    Gay-o, Gay-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and obi wan' go home
    Gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say Gay-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and obi wan' go home

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    • #3
      TCW America

      Looking at a Notepad Window
      Down below the posts of Flame City don't go rushing by
      I sit here alone and I tease my fly
      Friday night and everyone's sleeping
      Crotch feels the heat but it's soothing, heading down
      I search for the taint in my brownie town (brownie town)
      The lil one is going
      (Brownie Town) the young one is growing
      TCW in America (whoa)
      We're the skids in America (whoa)
      Everybody live for the shout box-go-round


      Girl tights, the beating gets faster
      Look, boy, don't spunk on your watch, or the Arby's pants
      I'm not cumming now, Fleatard, not a chance
      Hot-shot, give me no problems
      Much later, dicky, you'll be saying nevermind
      You know life is cruel, life is never kind (hind sharts)
      More slime than Finding Dory
      (Hind sharts) I fingered my glory
      TCW in America (whoa)
      TCW in America (whoa)
      We all live for the shoutbox-go-round


      La la la la-la la-a
      La la la la-la la, schwing!
      La la la la-la la-a
      La la la la-la la


      Come quicker with jelly not peanut butter
      Got to get a brand-new experience, not feeling tight
      Oh, don't try to stop, fist, punch with spite
      Outside a new day is dawning
      Outside suburbia's working everywhere
      I don't want to go, baby
      Everglades to LA California
      There's a new wank coming, I warn ya
      TCW in America (whoa)
      TCW in America (whoa)
      We all live for the shoutbox-go-round


      La la la la-la la-a
      La la la la-la la, schwing!
      La la la la-la la-a
      La la la la-la la


      TCW
      TCW
      The Cunt Wranglers in America
      TCW
      TCW
      The Cunt Wranglers in America
      TCW
      TCW
      The Cunt Wranglers n America

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      • #4
        We gay, we queer, we love it in the rear, cunt wanglers,,,,cunt wanglers.
        Sucking cawk, reach-arounds, are our favourite sounds cunt wanglers cunt wanglers.

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        • #5
          Alright, you cunts have inspired me. I Wanna Be A Cowboy (Bareback Mountain Remix).mp3 ... enjoy.


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          • #6
            😆

            +2

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            • #7
              Growing up I had all the funny songs on those K-Tel albums; Camp Granada, Shaving Cream, Charlie Brown, Snoopy and the Red Baron, One Eyed Purple People Eater, Monster Mash ... next thing I know I'm taking Marijuana and listening to Cheech and Chong albums.

              In the words of Arlo Guthrie

              I don't want Mrs Pickle
              TRF stats are cy-clical
              And I don't deserve a ban
              But I have to proxy from Vietnam
              And HC nic don't want to die
              He just want to fuck Mrs Pic-KY-cle

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              • #8
                Ahhh, but what pray tell is the Significance of the Pickle?


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                • #9
                  He's the guy who got ran off of flame forums because he was embarrassed.

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                  • #10
                    In third fail there dwells a bloke
                    he can't manage his website, It's always broke
                    Filled with wankers and a gang of clowns
                    what once was a good site is now a ghost town

                    The time has come
                    To say Bra1in is a fag
                    Don't give him a pass
                    Fuck him up the ass!

                    The time has come
                    to say fair is fair
                    Fredreeka is TRF champ
                    what the hell is going on in there?

                    How can we dance
                    when TRF is so boring
                    How can we post
                    when we can't stop snoring

                    How do we laugh
                    when TRF is just gay lames
                    why even bother anymore
                    when every post sounds the same

                    the time has come
                    to say Bra1in sucks cawks
                    his site is a huge disgrace
                    blow you load onto his face

                    for the time has come
                    to say TRF sucks
                    all the good flamers have left
                    there is nothing left but useless schmucks

                     

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                    • #11
                      If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
                      "15 miles to the Beeeef Shack"
                      Beef Shack, yeah, yeah
                      I'm headin' down the Jacksonville highway
                      Lookin' for the snack foodaway
                      Headed for the beeeef getaway
                      I got me a car, it was (Beef getaway) tree fitty on sale
                      And we're headin' on down to the (snack getaway) Beeef Shack
                      I got an AMC Pacer , (Beef getaway) front seats kinda smell funny
                      So hurry up and bring your onion ring money
                      The beeef shack is a little old place where we can get fat together



                      Beef Shack, baby (a-beef Shack, baby)
                      Beef Shack, baby, Beef Shack
                      Beef Shack, (beef, baby, that's where it's at) baby, Beef Shack



                      Sign says (woo) "Follow drive thru rules"
                      'Cause road rules still apply at the Beef Shack
                      Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field
                      Just a funky loose meat shack, beef sammies all stacked



                      Shittin on the mattress
                      Shittin on the highway
                      Shittin on your front porch
                      Shittin on the highway



                      The Beef Shack is a little old place where we can get fat together

                      Beef Shack, baby (Beef Shack, baby)
                      Beef Shack, that's where it's at
                      Beef Shack, that's where it's at
                      Chuggin' and a-pukin'
                      Chompin' and a-chewin'
                      Tastin' next to nothin'
                      'Cause it's from microwave ovens
                      The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
                      Movin' around and around and around and around
                      Everybody's chewin', everybody's pukin', baby
                      Folks linin' up outside just to chuck out
                      Everybody's chuggin', everybody's shittin', baby
                      Funky little shack
                      Funky little shack


                      Hop in my Pacer, front seats smell male and it's about to set sail


                      I got me a car, like, it cost me tree fiddy
                      So come on and bring your curly fries money
                      The Beef Shack is a little old place where we can get fat together


                      Beef Shack, baby (a-beef Shack, baby)
                      Beef Shack, baby, beef Shack
                      Beef Shack, baby, beef Shack (Beef, baby, that's where it's at)
                      Bang, bang, on the drive thru door, baby
                      Deep fry a little faster, sugar
                      Bang, bang, on the drive thru door, baby
                      I can't see food
                      Bang, bang, drive thru door, baby
                      Bang, bang, drive thru door,
                      Bang, bang, drive thru door, baby
                      Bang, bang
                      Your what?
                      Grape drank machine, busted?



                      Beef Shack, baby, Beef Shack
                      Beef Shack, baby, Beef Shack (Love, baby, that's where it's at, yeah)
                      Beef Shack, baby, Beef Shack (Beef, baby, that's where it's at)
                      Beef, baby, Beef Shack
                      Chuggin' and a-pukin',
                      Chewin' and a-shittin'
                      At the Beef Shack

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                      • #12
                        initiate thirdrailforum.com daily test
                        site currently unable to handle this request.
                        HTTP ERROR 500
                        the page is not working
                        is the site owner off somewhere jerking
                        all you can do is laugh
                        at the website's latest gaff

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                        • #13
                          While posting at FlameTruth dot com, what to my surprise
                          A little nig nog was stalking me with tear filled bloodshot eyes
                          The fag musta wanted to borelame us as he kept on posting gay gifs
                          I kicked his fag ass to the curb, no whats, no buts, no ifs
                          Beep beep beep beep
                          His site went beep beep beep

                          I clicked a link to TRF to give its boss a shake
                          But The Retard Farm was 503, the site was not awake
                          "They musta forgot to pay the host" I mused at the error screen
                          No wonder FT registration's getting spammed obscene
                          Beep beep beep beep
                          Their site went beep beep beep

                          Now their site is up again with tales of gloom and woe
                          Of "DDoSes, it's not our fault we've nowhere else to go"
                          "Fuck off" I said "and fix your site, you useless whining twit
                          The last thing FlameTruth needs right now is piles of your tards' shit"
                          Beep beep beep beep
                          His site went beep beep beep

                          Their spam went into overdrive, I'd given them the shits
                          By spanking Bra1n beyond all pain, now they're all chucking fits
                          'Bout couches, cohabs and YouTube vids getting yanked before their eyes
                          And wordy bastards just like me punting scrollbombs twixt their thighs
                          Beep beep beep beep
                          Their site went beep beep beep

                          Now it's crashed a-fucking-gain, which way did Brain's site go?
                          The rats desert his sinking ship and no-one cares to know
                          The Retard Farm's in ruins, there's one thing I must share
                          "Hey buddy now do you get hint? DON'T HOST WITH CLOUDFLARE!!!!"


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                          • #14
                            TRF "Hurt"

                            I tried to post today
                            To see if I'm still banned
                            I focus on the bra1n
                            The only thing that's real - is my stupid one year ban

                            The Bra1n is an ass hole
                            Banned my old friend sting
                            Pushed caskur away
                            But I remember everything - like the time Arlo Guthrie fucked Bra1n with a pickle

                            What has TRF become
                            TCW's sweetest friend
                            Everyone forum I know goes awry
                            In the end

                            And you could have it all
                            Bra1n's empire of dirt
                            His hosts will let you down
                            Sum Cunt will make him hurt - and his scroll bombs cost $5.03

                            Bra1n wears his crown of thorns
                            Upon his liar's chair
                            Full of broken thoughts
                            I cannot repair - didn't even have to edit anything there except for pictures of Mrs Pickles

                            Beneath the sleepy gifs
                            The feelings disappear
                            TRF is somewhere else
                            I am staying here - or maybe PO and try to make knight of the ootikofs


                            What have I become
                            I once was Bra1n's friend
                            Everyone I know goes awry
                            In the end - but I'm not a big enough douchebag to protect Mr Pickles

                            And you could have it all
                            Bra1n's empire of dirt
                            It will let you down
                            It will make you hurt - ten bucks a month goes a long way towards supporting mong posters

                            If I could start again
                            A million forums away
                            I would keep myself
                            Away from TRF

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                            • #15


                              ooh I love my shitty boys
                              So retarded and lame
                              Don't care if they can't flame
                              They fill me with so much shame
                              Is Bra1in the one to blame

                              Aye

                              Chill the fuck out this is funny
                              Post count be way up
                              everything looks real sunny
                              I can make all the good members flee
                              Now it's just the shit posters and me
                              I can make gifs rain on your ass
                              TRF has lost all it's class

                              Want to post PI (You got it)
                              Want to post Tranny porn (You got it)
                              Want to post emoticons (You got it)
                              Posts that suck major ass (We got it)
                              Posts that all sound alike (We got it)
                              Just keep it real short and dumb (You got it)

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